my experiences with X, Elon Musk's platform

  X, xAI, and Little Old Me: A Sarcastic Plea for Respect Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , buckle up, because today I’m letting it rip! After me and my best friend got dragged through hell by an army of Fake Elons, it’s time to drop some truth bombs about X & Co.—or rather, a few extra ones that spell out my point of view loud and clear. I’m angry, I’m loud, and I’m done being ignored like a forgotten sock in the corner. Let’s dive in! Elon, My Hero – But the Fakes? A Nightmare! I like Elon Musk. I know, in Germany I’m pretty much a lone wolf with that opinion, but I think he’s cool. The man’s a genius who—without even knowing it—pushed me to wrestle with C++, Java, PHP, HTML, CSS, and, let’s not forget, Python. Who’s to blame? Elon, the inspirer, even though I’ve never met him! His visions got me coding while others sip coffee. But what drives me up the wall is this parade of Fake Elons dragging his name through the mud. Whether they call themselves “Elon Musk,” “Maye Musk...

  When the Bio Gets Ignored: An Adventure with “Elon X” and a VPN Fiasco – The Sarcastic Remix Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , brace yourselves for the next chapter in the Fake Elon madness! Yesterday, I was in full-on war mode, determined to keep my account “Elon-free” after countless run-ins with these wannabe Musks. But just when I thought I had it under control, a shiny new “X ELON X” (@elon_X_665) swooped into my profile with a message. I fired back with my usual response (check my chat history, it’s practically a template by now), hoping to shut it down fast. Spoiler: Things went sideways. And because my friend thought she could surf without a VPN, I ended up rebuilding her PC from scratch—thanks to hijackers, malware, and trojans, all courtesy of these Fake Elon clowns. 🙄 Here’s the sarcastic remake of my tale, complete with a lesson on why a VPN is sexier than a knight in shining armor. The Ignored Bio and Video Call Insanity My bio screams it loud and clear: “No Tele...

  The Elon Musk Parade: When the Fakes Line Up – The Sarcastic Remix Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , get ready for the latest act in the Fake Elon circus! Yesterday was one for the record books: No fewer than four—scratch that, eight !—self-proclaimed Elon Musks barged into my profile, completely uninvited, of course. 🙄 Here’s the sarcastic remake of my epic battle against these wannabe tycoons, complete with a ridiculous “Mars ID card” I saved out of sheer politeness (and amusement). Buckle up, this is gonna be embarrassing—for the fakes, not me! The Fake Elon Invasion: A Record Day Yesterday felt like someone hung a “Welcome, Fake Elons!” sign on my profile. Eight of these scammers—four of whom I reported right away—stormed my DMs, each convinced they were the real Elon Musk. Time differences between Germany and the USA? Pfft, who cares! These guys had the audacity to roll up with their “Hi, I’m Elon” nonsense, as if I was born yesterday. One of these geniuses tried to pul...

  My Easter 2025: A Sarcastic Showdown with the Fake Elons Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , hold onto your Easter baskets, because my Easter 2025 was less about chocolate eggs and more about an epic battle against an army of Fake Elons! While other folks were probably hunting for eggs or munching on cake, I was busy fending off an invasion of 11—yes, eleven !—wannabe Elon Musks storming my X account. How was your Easter? Colorful eggs or also these annoying pests? Grab a coffee, here’s the sarcastic remix of my Easter saga! The Great Fake Elon Invasion Picture this: Easter, the time for peace, relaxation, and… Fake Elons? Yup. Over the Easter weekend, my profile was swarmed by over eleven of these scammers, each with the same tired “I’m Elon, trust me!” routine. I’d sworn to keep my profile Elon-free after all the drama, but—surprise!—one of these slimeballs managed to slip through the cracks. At first, he was charming . We chatted on WhatsApp, and for a fleeting moment, I tho...

  OMG, These Fake Elons Are Driving Me Up the Wall! – The Sarcastic Remix Dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , brace yourselves, because the Fake Elon plague has struck again, and I’m one step away from tossing my sanity into the nearest dumpster! On my blog ( TheDarkSideOfX ), I’ve ranted about these scammers before, but the last two days have been an absolute nightmare—and guess who’s to blame? Yup, the Fake Elons who just won’t leave me alone! So, buckle up for the latest episode of this madness, now with an extra dose of sarcasm and a whole lot of “Why me?!” Yesterday: The Sulky Fake Elon It all kicked off yesterday evening. I was chilling on the couch, a computer book in hand (no judgment, please!), daydreaming about diving into a computer to hunt down whatever’s slowing it down—nerdy, but soothing. Then, my phone jolted me awake—an unknown US number. And who was it? The worst Fake Elon of all time. This guy had the audacity to demand a video call. I shut that down fast—I decide ...

  The Gift Card Preacher: A Spanish Elon Musk and His Holy Scam Crusade Oh, buckle up, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , because we’re diving back into the cesspool of fake Elon Musks with a fresh, infuriating chapter of The Gift Card Preacher ! This saga, first spilled on April 17, 2025, just got a sequel nobody asked for—starring a particularly delusional scammer who I’m convinced was a Spanish Elon impersonator, given his occasional slip into Español. This guy didn’t just exploit my pain; he turned it into a full-blown telenovela of scams, complete with holy platitudes and demands for gift cards from my hospital bed. Grab your popcorn—this one’s a wild ride. It all kicked off on February 23, 2025, when @elonmusk20091 slithered into my X DMs with the classic, “Thanks for being a fan, how’s the weather?” (12:02). Charming, right? Except I was five days out of the hospital, barely holding it together after an “incident” that left me bedridden, jobless, and under strict doctor’s ord...

  Tadaa, I’m Back with the TeslaTroll Saga! 👸 Dear readers, Curtsies with flair —yep, I’ve been offline for a bit. Health stuff, personal chaos, you know the drill. But I’m back, ready to serve you a fresh episode from The Adventures of a Thousand Elon Musks . Today’s star? A prime specimen I’ve dubbed TeslaTroll , who graced my inbox on April 24, 2025. Buckle up—it’s a wild ride! Another one of the billion “Elons” on X slid into my DMs with the usual fanboy nonsense: “I’m your biggest star, bla bla.” Five minutes of X-texts later, he’s pushing me to switch to Telegram. Eye-roll level: Olympic gold. Folks, Telegram is my digital graveyard, littered with the ghosts of “Elon Musks” I’ve collected since January 2025. Every one of them with a phone number, every one claiming, “I’m the real deal!” Spoiler: Not a single one was. When I shut down the Telegram pitch, he pivots to WhatsApp. Fine, I’ve got a second number for that—I’m not handing out my main one like it’s candy! By now, tha...