X, xAI, and Little Old Me: A Sarcastic Plea for Respect

Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX, buckle up, because today I’m letting it rip! After me and my best friend got dragged through hell by an army of Fake Elons, it’s time to drop some truth bombs about X & Co.—or rather, a few extra ones that spell out my point of view loud and clear. I’m angry, I’m loud, and I’m done being ignored like a forgotten sock in the corner. Let’s dive in!

Elon, My Hero – But the Fakes? A Nightmare!

I like Elon Musk. I know, in Germany I’m pretty much a lone wolf with that opinion, but I think he’s cool. The man’s a genius who—without even knowing it—pushed me to wrestle with C++, Java, PHP, HTML, CSS, and, let’s not forget, Python. Who’s to blame? Elon, the inspirer, even though I’ve never met him! His visions got me coding while others sip coffee. But what drives me up the wall is this parade of Fake Elons dragging his name through the mud. Whether they call themselves “Elon Musk,” “Maye Musk,” or “Mars-ID-Card-Scammer,” these clowns are a plague! And X? They just sit back and watch while these weirdos clog my DMs. Hello, X, how about blasting these fakes into orbit? Or is that too much for your oh-so-fancy algorithm?

My Keyword List: A Treasure X Snubbed

After collecting a whopping 173 chat logs with these Fake Elon idiots (yep, I stopped counting at some point because, surprise, I have a life!), I started building a keyword list. Mea culpa, I’ve “only” analyzed 93 chat logs so far—sorry, I’ve got friends, a job, and need a breather now and then! This list is pure gold, a treasure trove paired with some clever tools I won’t spill about here. Why? Because I’m not running naked through my office—that’d be about as stupid as broadcasting my tools to the world!

About 14 days ago, in a fit of generosity, I offered X my keyword list. I thought I was doing them a favor, helping them tackle the Fake Elon plague. And what did I get? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. I was ignored like I was invisible! Hello? I’m a woman! I’m German! And sorry, but I felt completely screwed over. It was like offering X a gold bar, and they tossed it in the trash without even a “Thanks.”

My Message to X: Figure It Out Yourselves!

You know what? I’m done. My keyword list? It’s mine! My chat logs? Safely locked away in my vault. X, if you think you can ignore me and then expect me to keep helping, you’ve got another thing coming. I’m a woman who doesn’t let herself get played—not by Fake Elons and definitely not by you! Want a keyword list? Build your own! Oh, you’re missing chat logs? Tough luck, you’re not getting mine. 😎

I know you’re watching me, X. My blog posts, my remakes, my sarcasm—you see it all, don’t you? Good, because I’m telling the truth, and you’ll just have to deal with my sarcasm! I won’t be silenced, not by your snooty algorithms or the Fake Elons who think they can trick me with their “investment platforms.” So, X, how about a little respect? Or do I need to get even louder?

Conclusion: I’ll Keep Fighting, and You Can Watch!

I’m not stopping, dear readers. My remakes, my truth, my sarcasm—they’re here to stay. And if X or the Fake Elons think they can shut me down, they’ve clearly underestimated this German woman! Share your own stories about Fake Elons or snooty platforms in the comments—I bet I’m not the only one fed up. And X, if you’re reading this: Time to clean up your act. My keyword list? Keep dreaming. 😏

#FakeElon #ScamAlert #WontBeIgnored

Disclaimer: Based on my personal experiences and the audacity with which X ignored my generosity.

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