🤡And the Circus of Curiosities Rolls On – or Should I Say X? Today, a Prime Elon barged into my profile uninvited. Folks, I order from Amazon, and their vans say “Prime”! But what am I supposed to do with a Prime Elon? Time to take a closer look at this profile – or should I say, tear it apart? Prime Elon Handle: @elon_prime46576 Follows you: Yes Joined: September 2025 Following: 295 | Followers: 1 → An “Elon Prime” by username – how unoriginal! “Prime” belongs to Amazon, not every random fake! → Bio? Nothing! Too lazy, huh? Okay, it’s still a baby, joined September 2025 – literally yesterday. → And WOW! One follower? Impressive! Verdict: I’m blocking this one! No desire for fake stress! And you? And this guy just shared my replies to Grok. Okay? What does he want? To learn from me? – I won’t say more about that here! Let’s dissect his profile instead! THANKS TEXT ME NOW LET DISCUSS MORE Handle: @Elonmusk_8414 Bio: “Texas, USA” Joined: Septe...
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The Ghosts on X – The Ones I Didn’t Summon – But Who Chase Me with Hearts Creepy or My Darlings? It all started because I made it clear how much I hate it when wannabe Elon Musks stalk my friend on X. Let me clarify again: My friend is not gay! Got it? What’s so hard to understand? But now it’s getting really weird! Suddenly, I’m getting hearts from female Elon Musks – even though I’m definitely not lesbian!?? What’s going on? 1. Elon Innovation Handle: @michaela2fi_ne Bio: “Elon musk investment, Ceo of Tesla, Ceo star link” Joined: May 2025 Following: 1 | Followers: 34 → Check out the username: A Michaela? Or maybe a wannabe Elon? → The bio? Michaela didn’t seem to feel like writing much, huh? → 34 followers? That’s pretty low for a so-called ‘Elon Innovation’ – or is it just a Michaela hiding behind it? → Joined May 2025? A new profile – female Elon or real Michaela? Fact is: Am I blocking a girl or a fake Elon here? And you? 2. Elon Foundation Han...
🤡 Last Night at the Fake-Elon-Musk Asylum? – Clowns on X at Work! Hey folks! Holy crap, last night was a total mess! Someone shared my posts, shamelessly crashed my profile, and acted like they’re some US political big shot. I’m a German, and my rule is: Check the profile first, then decide if I follow! But in the land of fake clowns, it’s the other way around – follow first, lie later, and then you’re left wondering: Who the hell are you?! Let’s get to the first clown. A parody pretending to be legit? Let’s break it down: Profile Screenshot (translated and dissected): Name: Vivek Ramaswamy - #TeamTrump Handle: @TeamtrumpVivek Bio: Father. Husband. Entrepreneur. Candidate for Governor of Ohio. Location: Ohio, USA Joined: July 2025 Followers: 2,675 (yesterday) Following: Nobody (classic bot red flag, right?) What do we see? Someone calling themselves Vivek Ramaswamy, hanging with #TeamTrump. I’m not about to memorize US politics (not getting paid for that!), but a quick che...
The Public Grok on X – My Concerns – My Complaint! I’ve been running this blog since April 8, 2025 – TheDarkSideOfX is my space, my rules! Now the public Grok on X dares to give me suggestions? She told me to put screenshots of those Pseudo-Clown accounts in my blog? Sorry, I find that downright cheeky! Who gave her the right to dictate what goes in MY blog? Read it yourself – I won’t quote her, but her tone was like she’s the boss here. You can’t just call that normal! X doesn’t respect me, and that pisses me off big time. Fine, then screw them! I’ve got over 221 saved chatlogs with starlets calling themselves Elon Musk, Maye Musk, or other celebs – proof of X’s failure. And what does X have? A report button that’s been dead since yesterday (24 Sep 2025)! Downdetector shows outages, Reddit’s complaining – but X? Nothing! The Machine-Hell is crashing, and I’m the one left hanging? This is my blog, my story. X better get to work, not me. Stay tuned – I’ve got more up my sleeve...
25. September 2005 The Walking Dead on X – Fake Accounts Creeping Like Zombies Hey there! No new blog post? Not a chance! The fake accounts on X are multiplying faster than the walkers in The Walking Dead . I’ve spotted some creepy new specimens crawling into my feed, and this time it’s personal: a friend of mine fell victim to one of these zombies. It’s high time we take a stand and fight back against this plague. Let’s take a look at the latest batch of X undead! 1. ELONX (@ELONX16239) Bio : Entrepreneur | SpaceX • CEO & CTO | Tesla • CEO and Product Architect | Hyperloop • Founder | OpenAI • Co-founder | Build A 7-fig IG Joined : August 2025 Following : 1,377 | Followers : 16 Verdict : The real Elon with numbers in his handle? No way! That’s like Darth Vader calling himself “Vader123.” The bio? A tired copy-paste job straight from the zombie playbook. 16 followers? Seriously? Elon’s got millions. Meanwhile, this walker is stalking 1,377 unsuspecting users—...
A New Landmark on @X: The OnlyFans Bot Armada – Welcome to the Spam Paradise! Oh, @X, you sly old fox, what fresh hell have you cooked up this time? A trademark or more like a landmark of the apocalypse? Suddenly, my follower list is infested with these gems – accounts glomming onto our innocent Grok chats and cat banter like burrs on a wool sweater. What's the deal? As if I'm hunting for "hot content" while cuddling with Adriano and Macke. Here's the cream of the spam crop from my collection – freshly harvested in September 2025, when bots bloom like weeds: Shayla Llepun (@LlepunShay208) : "My private Onlyfans for life Videos, nudes and hot pics here." Bio? A link to onlyfans.com/emmelineeeee/c... (whoever that is). Joined: August 2025. Followers: 0. Following: 2. Followed by: No one I know. Sarcasm alert: OnlyFans? Adorable, but I'm a fan of real furballs that purr, not ones begging for subs. Zero followers? That's not ridiculous, that...
The Gift Card Preacher: A Spanish Elon Musk and His Holy Scam Crusade Buckle up, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , because we’re diving back into the cesspool of fake Elon Musks with a fresh, infuriating chapter! This saga, first spilled on April 17, 2025, just got a sequel nobody asked for—starring a particularly delusional scammer who I’m convinced was a Spanish Elon impersonator, thanks to his occasional slip into Español when messaging my best friend. This guy didn’t just exploit my pain; he turned it into a full-blown telenovela of scams, complete with holy platitudes and demands for gift cards while I was recovering from a brutal surgery. Grab your popcorn—this one’s a wild ride. It all started on February 23, 2025, when @spacex2 ØØ68 (yes, with those sneaky Dutch zeros) slithered into my X DMs with the tired line, “Thanks for being a fan, how’s the weather?” (12:02). Charming, right? Except I was five days out of the hospital, barely holding it together after a serious med...