The Ghosts on X – The Ones I Didn’t Summon – But Who Chase Me with Hearts
Creepy or My Darlings?
It all started because I made it clear how much I hate it when wannabe Elon Musks stalk my friend on X. Let me clarify again: My friend is not gay! Got it? What’s so hard to understand?
But now it’s getting really weird! Suddenly, I’m getting hearts from female Elon Musks – even though I’m definitely not lesbian!?? What’s going on?
1. Elon Innovation
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Handle: @michaela2fi_ne
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Bio: “Elon musk investment, Ceo of Tesla, Ceo star link”
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Joined: May 2025
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Following: 1 | Followers: 34
→ Check out the username: A Michaela? Or maybe a wannabe Elon? → The bio? Michaela didn’t seem to feel like writing much, huh? → 34 followers? That’s pretty low for a so-called ‘Elon Innovation’ – or is it just a Michaela hiding behind it? → Joined May 2025? A new profile – female Elon or real Michaela?
Fact is: Am I blocking a girl or a fake Elon here? And you?
2. Elon Foundation
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Handle: @killernicole1
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Bio: “Texas, USA TheAmerica.com”
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Joined: August 2010
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Following: 581 | Followers: 261 | Followed by no one you follow
→ The username: A Killer-Nicole? Or an Elon Foundation? → Bio? Nicole with her killer instinct didn’t bother with one! → For a profile since August 2010, those are few followers. I suspect it was bought – this happens all the time, and reliable sources have confirmed it!
Question: What’s X doing? Just sitting there, enjoying the show with a coffee in hand?
3. SMX
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Handle: @akky19811222
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Bio: “CEO and chief engineer of SpaceX; angel investor, CEO and product architect of Tesla, Inc.; owner and CEO of Twitter, Inc; Science and Technology”
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Joined: August 2011
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Following: 3,390 | Followers: 161
→ Finally no woman – or maybe still? → Username @akky19811222 doesn’t sound trustworthy to me. → Bio: Copied a thousand times, misunderstood a thousand times! Like a Thousand and One Nights, and it went BOOM! → 3,390 followed, but only 161 followers? Who’s following this person?
Conclusion: It went BOOM! I blocked it! And you?
My Conclusion: I’m Angry!
- As mentioned in the previous post, fake Elon Musks are stalking my friend. He’s not gay and never will be! But do these copycat Elons get it? Nope! Total miss!
- Now I’m being chased by women? Sorry, ladies! I’m not lesbian and never will be! Or are there old men behind these profiles, just buying them up?
- I have a well-functioning Anti-Fake-Tool setup. And nope, I’m not sharing it! Today is Day 56, and my friend is still unfortunately waiting for a response from support@x.ai – 14 emails later. I’ve given up, because I truly believe now that German emails from regular people just get lost in spam and deleted at xAI. We’re not celebrities or politicians! After all this time, I say: Nope! xAI can keep developing, but tips from me? Not a chance!
Okay, I got a bit carried away…