🤡And the Circus of Curiosities Rolls On – or Should I Say X?
Today, a Prime Elon barged into my profile uninvited. Folks, I order from Amazon, and their vans say “Prime”! But what am I supposed to do with a Prime Elon? Time to take a closer look at this profile – or should I say, tear it apart?
Prime Elon
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Handle: @elon_prime46576
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Follows you: Yes
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Joined: September 2025
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Following: 295 | Followers: 1
→ An “Elon Prime” by username – how unoriginal! “Prime” belongs to Amazon, not every random fake! → Bio? Nothing! Too lazy, huh? Okay, it’s still a baby, joined September 2025 – literally yesterday. → And WOW! One follower? Impressive!
Verdict: I’m blocking this one! No desire for fake stress! And you?
And this guy just shared my replies to Grok. Okay? What does he want? To learn from me? – I won’t say more about that here! Let’s dissect his profile instead!
THANKS TEXT ME NOW LET DISCUSS MORE
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Handle: @Elonmusk_8414
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Bio: “Texas, USA”
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Joined: September 2025
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Following: 2 | Followers: 3
→ An Elon Musk with numbers – classic! → Bio? Too lazy to write anything? → 3 followers is kind of cute! The real Elon Musk has a few more – let’s say a few million more. → Following 2 people? Okay, he’s new since September 2025.
But I’m blocking him anyway! And you?
And then another one shared my Grok replies:
TESLA PRIZE PACKAGE
- Handle: @elon07411100
- Bio: “TEXT ME FAST FOR YOUR PRIZE http://T.me/elonmusk13777”
- Joined: September 2025
- Following: 0 | Followers: 3
Let’s break this one down: → “Tesla Prize Package” – thanks, now I’m laughing! → An Elon with a bunch of numbers in the username? Nope, not with me! → Oooh, he wants me to follow him on Telegram? Why? More shady pics or a non-existent inflatable washing machine to win – for way too much money? → An Elon with 3 followers? Co-workers maybe? → Not following anyone? That’s not very polite!
Verdict: I’m blocking this little guy! Will you join me and block him too?
By the way, the public Grok circuit didn’t answer what on earth:
- “new SpaceX digital currency”
- “Send BTC get 2x back”
means. Sorry, I found that pretty rude! She’s usually so insanely curious – where are the answers now??
Oh, and the public Grok? Ignored my questions about ‘SpaceX currency’ and ‘BTC 2x’ – do they even read them? Curious, but deaf? 😂
Whatever! I’m heading to the kitchen to make some Labskaus.
Wishing you a great day and stay safe out there!