A New Landmark on @X: The OnlyFans Bot Armada – Welcome to the Spam Paradise!
Oh, @X, you sly old fox, what fresh hell have you cooked up this time? A trademark or more like a landmark of the apocalypse? Suddenly, my follower list is infested with these gems – accounts glomming onto our innocent Grok chats and cat banter like burrs on a wool sweater. What's the deal? As if I'm hunting for "hot content" while cuddling with Adriano and Macke. Here's the cream of the spam crop from my collection – freshly harvested in September 2025, when bots bloom like weeds:
- Shayla Llepun (@LlepunShay208): "My private Onlyfans for life Videos, nudes and hot pics here." Bio? A link to onlyfans.com/emmelineeeee/c... (whoever that is). Joined: August 2025. Followers: 0. Following: 2. Followed by: No one I know. Sarcasm alert: OnlyFans? Adorable, but I'm a fan of real furballs that purr, not ones begging for subs. Zero followers? That's not ridiculous, that's comedy gold on stilts – or zero stilts. My play: Report as spam, block like a fortress gate. Cleanliness first!
- Mina Loos (@LoosMina98781): "Hey! I put everything I can't show on Twitter or Instagram by link here for free." Same shady OnlyFans link, August 2025, 0 followers, following 2. Pure sarcasm: Another nude starlet yapping about Insta but casting no shadow? Followers invisible as ghosts – oh, how original! What to do? Report, block, and exhale. Or do you wait for the red carpet?
- Lorrie Panuganti (@LorriePanu56744): "My hot videos by link below." OnlyFans link, August 2025, 0 followers, following 2. Sarcasm overload: Sorry, Lorrie, your profile pic screams "Rocky Horror Picture Show" escapee, but inviting? Hard pass. Zero followers holler "Bot alert!" louder than a siren. For us normies: Report, block, and pray @X wakes up – before the platform turns into an OnlyFans outpost.
And no, I'm not going lesbian for these gals, nor wasting time on their world. Too much effort for zero reality – I've got cats to feed! Is this the new era of @X and @xAI? A bot invasion turning our threads into spam fiestas? Legit question, right? These aren't one-offs, by the way: Since Elon's reign, X is crawling with OnlyFans spam bots dishing out follows and likes like confetti from hell. The platform claims to fight bots, but it feels like a cat toying with a yarn ball – endless and chaotic.
Stay safe out there, folks – block, report, and keep your feeds pristine. Or else it ends like mine: A cat paradise under siege by digital sirens.
Your Whistleblower (The one with the real fans: Adriono & Macke) 😼