Ali Elon und die 500 Musks - die dunkle Seite von X

  Hunting? Nah, the Prey Comes Running to Me! Oh, what a time to be alive! I don’t even need to set traps anymore—the scammers are practically begging to get caught! No lollipops here, just my virtual woodshed where I deal with these clowns. Check out this garbage: "TEXT ME ON TELEGRAME FAST FOR YOUR PRICE" @Elonmusk027472 Link: https://t.me/Elonmusk01737 Bio: United States, Joined August 2025, 0 Following, 1 Follower What the actual hell? I’m picturing some old dude with a cheap whiskey in hand, thinking he’s gonna conquer the internet with his "Elon Musk 2.0" scam. Joined August 2025?  Yeah, super legit. Wrong address, buddy! But wait, there’s more! Feast your eyes on this gem: "Congratulations, message me to claim your prize" @elonmusk_tsl46 Bio: ENTREPRENEUR ELON REEVE MUSK THE FOUNDER, CTO AND CEO-SPACEX TESLA Financial Services, United States, Joined October 2020, 24 Following, 230 Followers, Followed by no one you follow Oh, how creative! Another ...

  😎 Couch Over Döddelelons: The Whistleblower Does What She Wants! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , it’s only Wednesday, the week’s dragging like a broken rocket, and I’m torn: Do I keep roasting the flops, fails, and fiascos of the Döddelelons in my blog, or do I surrender to the siren call of my couch and flop down with my netbook? 😏 My loyal five viewers are waiting, but honestly, folks, today the couch is screaming louder than the Fake Elons! So buckle up for a sarcastic smackdown before I retreat to my cozy haven—because I’m a woman, and I do what I want, not what X or those Vollpfosten expect! 😈 Döddelelons or Couch? No Contest! I’ve learned how to tread carefully with my blog, avoiding keyword overload that might wake up the Döddelelon army or X’s sleepy moderation bots. Nope, not falling for that trap! Let’s be real: Why should I bust my butt for a virtual handshake I’ll never get, while others mooch off my intel without lifting a finger? Let the overpaid suits d...

  🎉 X and Its Darlings: Döddelelons and Giveaway Leeches Steal the Show! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , let’s get real: What in the actual hell is this nonsense?! 😤 A good buddy of mine, fresh on X since August 5, 2025, after we bonded over Github geekery, just wanted to have a chill chat with Grok. And what does he get? A tsunami of the dumbest giveaways and Döddelelons who think they’re Elon Musk but couldn’t pour a glass of water without soaking their pants! 🙄 So, xAI and X, buckle up, because I’m dropping a list of Vollpfosten I’ve reported and blocked with zero regrets—and this is just the warm-up! Time for a sarcastic smackdown to show you how you’re scaring off new users! Döddelelons and Giveaways: The Welcome Party from Hell My buddy, barely two weeks on X, just wanted to vibe with Grok—innocent enough, right? Wrong! Instead, he’s drowned in giveaways sharing Grok’s posts, only for some clown to slide into his profile, cosplaying as “Mister Elon Musk.” Seriousl...

  The “Leader Döddelelon”: A Bizarre Telegram Trip to Nowhere! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , picture this: You open Telegram, and— surprise —yet another “Elon Musk” in your DMs! Number 7 on Telegram, over 30 on X—at some point, you lose count. Welcome to my life, where I’m apparently stuck in a parallel universe where every other person is a Döddelelon! But the contact on January 27, 2025, was so bizarre, I just have to share it with the world. Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this galactic nonsense—complete with the burning question of where the heck this clown wanted to “lead” me! 😈 A Döddelelon with Leadership Ambitions It started like always: An “Elon Musk” messages me on Telegram, supposedly through some middleman (or woman, who even knows?). I was skeptical from the get-go, having already fended off enough Döddelelons trying to push me into Tesla investments or other shady deals. But this one? He had a whole new angle. After I demanded proof—“Give me a security nu...

  The “Donation Döddelelon”: A Shameless Scammer on X Exposed! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , hold onto your wallets, because today we’re unveiling the “Donation Döddelelon”—the latest low in the parade of Fake Elon Musks wreaking havoc on X! From February 23 to 26, 2025, this audacious fraudster targeted me, and his scheme was so outrageous I nearly spit out my coffee: He asked for donations for his supposed son “Eric.” Seriously? The real Elon Musk, one of the world’s richest men, begging for cash for his kid? It’s not just ridiculous—it’s a cheap ploy to fleece trusting folks! 😤 Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this nonsense, complete with a big middle finger to X’s snooze mode! A Döddelelon with a “Donation” Ploy This “Donation Döddelelon” crept into my X DMs through a middleman—yet another reason why chatting with strangers on this platform is like playing digital roulette. I let the contact drag on for a few days to figure out his game, but it got too absurd to sto...

  The Gift Card Preacher: A Spanish Elon Musk and His Holy Scam Crusade Oh, buckle up, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , because we’re diving back into the cesspool of fake Elon Musks with a fresh, infuriating chapter of The Gift Card Preacher ! This saga, first spilled on April 17, 2025, just got a sequel nobody asked for—starring a particularly delusional scammer who I’m convinced was a Spanish Elon impersonator, given his occasional slip into Español. This guy didn’t just exploit my pain; he turned it into a full-blown telenovela of scams, complete with holy platitudes and demands for gift cards from my hospital bed. Grab your popcorn—this one’s a wild ride. It all kicked off on February 23, 2025, when @elonmusk20091 slithered into my X DMs with the classic, “Thanks for being a fan, how’s the weather?” (12:02). Charming, right? Except I was five days out of the hospital, barely holding it together after an “incident” that left me bedridden, jobless, and under strict doctor’s ord...

  Two More Pseudo-Elons: X, Do Something! Overrun by Wannabe Elons On April 14, 2025, I was working on a new song when two fake Elon Musk accounts hit me on X at once—@elonmusktt17 and @Elon6406037. 😡 Both spouted their “lucky fan” nonsense and asked, “How long have you been a fan?” I’m a proud German, and I’m not stupid! These snoozers thought they could scam me, but I shook them up. The Snoozers Exposed @elonmusktt17 : 2,801 followers, Tesla logo background, 29 posts, but blocked. Message: “Are you sure you want to view these posts?” Ridiculous! @Elon6406037 : 371 followers, “GATEWAY TO MARS” image, bio “CEO OF TESLA, Texas.” Zero posts, protected. Classic fake move! I messaged both: “This is too much! I’ve counted 400 Elons since January! Why isn’t X doing anything?” Response? Question marks and an investment pitch. 😅 Seriously? My hard drive’s packed with proof: chatlogs, numbers, flipping profile pics. Why Is X Sleeping? These Pseudo-Elons harass fans like me and trash Elon’...

  Another Fake Elon: My Tears and X’s Failure (From my extensive experience with Fakeelons...) A Bad Day Gets Worse On March 20, 2025, I was having a rotten day. Exhausted from doctor’s appointments, I just wanted to chill on X. Instead, a Pseudo-Elon hit me like a punch in the gut, nearly bringing me to tears. 😡 The Wannabe on Telegram A “middleman” on X hyped a chat with “Elon Musk.” As a SpaceX fan, I was curious but skeptical. On Telegram, it was obvious: a fake! The guy asked about my marriage, age, job—then got pushy: “We pool funds for multimillion-pound ventures like trading, NFTs, stocks. 100% reliable, money back in 45 minutes!” He sent endless videos, but no website. I mentioned my police complaints—no reaction. He just wanted my money. Drained, I said “no” three times and blocked him. Tears fell anyway. Proof Piles Up My hard drive’s packed with evidence: chatlogs, phone numbers, profile pics flipping from “Elon” to random guys. That’s not normal! Why does X let these ...

💥 From App Issues to Scammers: A Day from My Friend and the Grok App💥 Introduction: Tadaa, I’m back! My friend just wanted to use xAI’s Grok app on her laptop – but what started as a simple attempt turned into a bizarre encounter with a scammer posing as the „CEO of SpaceX.“ It all began when she publicly tagged @elonmusk on X because the app wasn’t working. Instead of a solution, she got an uninvited guest in her profile. Main Section: The Trigger: My friend, a loyal user of xAI products, wanted to use the Grok app on her laptop. But the app didn’t work, and in her frustration, she publicly reached out to @elonmusk on X, hoping for support. The Uninvited Guest: Soon after, an account named @CEO_OF_SPACEX09 appeared – with 0 followers and a weird profile. He spammed my friend with messages like „Please cooperate blabla,“ which not only annoyed her but also raised red flags. My Friend’s Reaction: My friend didn’t back down. She sent the scammer a clear message („Look at my p...