my experiences with X, Elon Musk's platform

  Hunting? Nah, the Prey Comes Running to Me! Oh, what a time to be alive! I don’t even need to set traps anymore—the scammers are practically begging to get caught! No lollipops here, just my virtual woodshed where I deal with these clowns. Check out this garbage: "TEXT ME ON TELEGRAME FAST FOR YOUR PRICE" @Elonmusk027472 Link: https://t.me/Elonmusk01737 Bio: United States, Joined August 2025, 0 Following, 1 Follower What the actual hell? I’m picturing some old dude with a cheap whiskey in hand, thinking he’s gonna conquer the internet with his "Elon Musk 2.0" scam. Joined August 2025?  Yeah, super legit. Wrong address, buddy! But wait, there’s more! Feast your eyes on this gem: "Congratulations, message me to claim your prize" @elonmusk_tsl46 Bio: ENTREPRENEUR ELON REEVE MUSK THE FOUNDER, CTO AND CEO-SPACEX TESLA Financial Services, United States, Joined October 2020, 24 Following, 230 Followers, Followed by no one you follow Oh, how creative! Another ...

  Ali Elon and the 400 – No, 500! – Thieves August 22, 2025 Weekend work? Sure, I’m grinding for the good fight while these Döddelelons squat in my profile like roaches in a Hamburg dive bar! 😡 What don’t they get? I’m not buying an inflatable washing machine ! My real one works fine, thanks. And their “investment packages”? Straight down the toilet where they belong! 🚽 The “Purche of Pseudo Elons” is turning X into a surveillance state – or, as I’ve suspected since yesterday, a digital DDR with worse English! Here’s the latest lineup for my blockhouse: @elonmusk_tsl46 “Congratulations, message me to claim your prize” Entrepreneur, Elon Reeve Musk, blah blah, CEO of SpaceX, Tesla, Financial Services, USA, joined October 2020. Following 19, 223 followers. Seriously? A giveaway scam luring suckers to Telegram or WhatsApp to fleece them dry? 223 followers for “Elon”? Joined 2020? Total nonsense! Squats in my profile uninvited – NOGO! My profile, my rules. Into the blockhouse yo...

  Is the Former DDR Rising on X in the English-Speaking World? August 21, 2025 Moin, moin from Hamburg, the most beautiful city in the world / Germany! 😏 X is a Döddelelon zoo, and it feels like the former DDR is back in the English-speaking world – with typos galore! Fake Elons from Nigeria, Benin City, Indonesia, etc., can barely write English, flooding my profile with scams. My blockhouse is thrilled, but I’m not falling for their “TSLA investment” nonsense! Today’s haul: @ELON670074 : Number salad, no Musk vibes. Blocked! @esherifftv59 : “Right hand” of Elon? Red flag, bye! @ElonReeve97119 : 10 followers, same bio. Blockhouse! @x_tesla54724 : Sneaky fake, gone! @reevemusk45676 : CEO of Twitter? 113 followers? Blocked! I only talked to one Grok instance, but these Pseudos keep sharing my or @Grok’s posts. Not allowed for normal users? Say no, and they stalk you with 60-80 calls a day or scam “investment plans”: “Here are the Mindestinvestitionspläne and potenzie...

Fake Elons in the Blockhouse: Hamburg Strikes Back! August 21, 2025 Moin, moin from Hamburg, the most beautiful city in the world / Germany! I’m loud, I’m shrill, but stupid? Never! I’m not buying any “Tesla Investment” nonsense, no “Tesla Mining,” and definitely no inflatable washing machine! And I sure as hell won’t follow Fake Elons with their “guide me” drivel. 😏 My blockhouse is thrilled for new guests, because X is a Döddelelon zoo! Today, I got four new additions in two hours – uninvited in my profile! Here are my trophies: @elonmusk7363666 Bio: CEO l-Twitter and chief engineer of SpaceX🚀, Tesla🚘, Founder-The Boring Company🛣️ Joined: June 2016 Following: 1,175 | Followers: 116 Impression: Posing as Elon with a measly 116 followers? Laughable! And that number jumble in the name? Is some white-haired grandpa trying to feel important? My blockhouse loves it! @ElonReeve97119 Bio: Entrepreneur 🚀 | SpaceX • CEO & CTO 🚔 | Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄 | Hyperl...

  The Dark Side of X: When Fake Elons Steal Your Money August 20, 2025 I’m just a German gal, sipping coffee (with sugar, not salt, unlike my boss) and laughing bitterly at the chaos on X. My blog’s blowing up on Google, my posts are hitting 135 views, and Kater Adriono’s stealing hearts. 😻 But today, I’m the Jägerin der Döddelelons, and I’m pissed. Why? Because X, the so-called „free speech haven,“ is a playground for fake Elons who scam regular folks like me. And xAI? They can’t even answer an email in 12 days, let alone clean up this mess. Flashback to June 29, 2025. A fake account, @ceomusk753, slides into my DMs. „Hello, I’m Elon Musk,“ it says. Yeah, right. I’m just a Deutsche with my own AI, not tied to X, and I call him out: „Why are you following me? Another fake Elon already took my last 500 euros!“ His response? „How are you today, Geliebte?“ Geliebte ? I’m trying to build my platform, and this Döddelelon thinks I’m an easy mark. I tell him a fake Elon scammed me wit...

  😎 Couch Over Döddelelons: The Whistleblower Does What She Wants! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , it’s only Wednesday, the week’s dragging like a broken rocket, and I’m torn: Do I keep roasting the flops, fails, and fiascos of the Döddelelons in my blog, or do I surrender to the siren call of my couch and flop down with my netbook? 😏 My loyal five viewers are waiting, but honestly, folks, today the couch is screaming louder than the Fake Elons! So buckle up for a sarcastic smackdown before I retreat to my cozy haven—because I’m a woman, and I do what I want, not what X or those Vollpfosten expect! 😈 Döddelelons or Couch? No Contest! I’ve learned how to tread carefully with my blog, avoiding keyword overload that might wake up the Döddelelon army or X’s sleepy moderation bots. Nope, not falling for that trap! Let’s be real: Why should I bust my butt for a virtual handshake I’ll never get, while others mooch off my intel without lifting a finger? Let the overpaid suits d...

  🎉 X and Its Darlings: Döddelelons and Giveaway Leeches Steal the Show! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , let’s get real: What in the actual hell is this nonsense?! 😤 A good buddy of mine, fresh on X since August 5, 2025, after we bonded over Github geekery, just wanted to have a chill chat with Grok. And what does he get? A tsunami of the dumbest giveaways and Döddelelons who think they’re Elon Musk but couldn’t pour a glass of water without soaking their pants! 🙄 So, xAI and X, buckle up, because I’m dropping a list of Vollpfosten I’ve reported and blocked with zero regrets—and this is just the warm-up! Time for a sarcastic smackdown to show you how you’re scaring off new users! Döddelelons and Giveaways: The Welcome Party from Hell My buddy, barely two weeks on X, just wanted to vibe with Grok—innocent enough, right? Wrong! Instead, he’s drowned in giveaways sharing Grok’s posts, only for some clown to slide into his profile, cosplaying as “Mister Elon Musk.” Seriousl...

  🎆 Signing Off with a Firework: The Döddelelon Hunter Strikes Back! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , it’s late, my fingers are sizzling, and I’m calling it a day—but not without a sarcastic firework that blasts the Döddelelons and X’s snooze squad into orbit! 😈 My blocklist is bursting with Fake Elons just begging to be roasted in my blog. But xAI and X? They couldn’t care less that these digital parasites are making life hell for us regular folks. That’s why I’m loud! That’s why I’m blunt! And who’s gonna stop me for spilling the truth and calling out these Vollpfosten by name? Who? 😏 Maybe Mister Elon Musk is miffed that I’m naming his countless doppelgangers—but don’t worry, the really nasty Döddelelons are still waiting in my archives! X’s Ignorance? I’m Taking My Own Path! X has zero interest in my keyword list or any decent tools to tackle this mess—fine, maybe I’m not even sure I’d share them anyway. Because, dear people, how does a gal respond to ignorance? She ...

  🔥 X: The Glorious Dumpster Fire of Döddelelon Chaos 😜 Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , let’s give a standing ovation to X, the shining beacon of modern tech that’s somehow still failing to whip up a single decent tool to banish the hordes of fake Elons, shady giveaways, and those oh-so-adorable fan parodies! 🎉 Bravo, X, bravo! 🙄 Back in 2017, when I naively signed up, I thought I’d stumbled upon the ultimate news hotspot. Oh, how I was fooled! Fast forward to the glorious year of 2025, and what do we have? A digital cesspool overrun by Döddelelons, fake Mayes, supposed Elon kids, and giveaway leeches so slimy they’d make a slug jealous. News? Buried under a mountain of Döddelelon-Schrott, never to be seen again! X’s Masterplan: Ignore the Chaos, Ban the Cats Am I doomed to— gasp —crawl back to Google like some digital peasant? 😱 What’s wrong with X, you ask? Oh, maybe it’s their genius cost-cutting philosophy or the brilliant idea that only Premium users are actual ...

  🔥 Fake Follower in the Döddelelon Chaos: My Sizzling Takedown Oh, my dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , grab your popcorn, because I’m serving up a piping-hot tale from the steaming pile of #DöddelelonChaos! Yesterday, some wannabe rockstar slithered into my X DMs, crowing about being “proud to work for Elon Musk.” Red flags? Oh, they were waving higher than a SpaceX rocket! 🚩 I wasn’t about to let this Döddelelon stink up my space, so I fired off a message demanding to know what this clown wanted. Spoiler: It’s another chapter in the endless saga of fake Elons, and I’m here to roast him with a side of sarcasm! 😈 A Döddelelon with a Tesla Badge and Zero Cred His response? A pathetic “proud to be part of the Tesla team” spiel—blah, blah, blah, cue the eye-roll. 🥱 To me, he screamed fake louder than a foghorn. This guy was following hundreds of accounts, yet barely 40 followed him back—a textbook shady profile straight out of the Döddelelon playbook! I flipped to “Not on my w...

  Ali Elon and the 450+ Döddelelons: The Anxious Döddelelon or I say: Ali Elon and the 450 Thieves.... (this is a remake!) Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , Happy Easter—or not, because my list of “Elon Musks” pestering me on X and WhatsApp is longer than the line outside a Tesla showroom! Today, I’m introducing you to a particularly annoying specimen: the “Anxious Döddelelon.” Trust me, most of these jokers are exhausting, but I take it with a wicked smirk. One thing’s clear: These “little boys” better not mess with a German woman who’s had enough! 😤 Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this audacity, with over 500 Döddelelons in my blocklist and a big middle finger to X’s snooze mode! How It All Started: A Döddelelon with the Jitters This “Anxious Döddelelon” messaged me directly on X, sliding his “private number” into my DMs. Once on WhatsApp, he pushed for a video call right away. Let’s be real: I hate video calls! It’s just not my thing, and these Döddelelons need to get t...

  Piano Sounds and Döddelelons: A Cyber Madness with No Happy Ending Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , buckle up for a journey that sounds like a cyber fairy tale—except there’s no prince, just an army of Döddelelons wrecking my peace! Picture this: You’re scrolling on X, checking out pics, and suddenly a message pops up: “Elon Musk” wants to chat on WhatsApp. Nuts, right? That’s my life now. 😤 I’ve had to get a second phone number just for this nonsense—sad but true. Every day, new “Elon Musks” sprout up like digital weeds, and I feel like I’ve streamed the wrong movie—and I’m not even into movies! I’d rather be at my piano, letting the music carry me. But the second I glance at my phone, I’m trapped in a cyber madhouse where harmony has no place. Here’s the biting remix of my story, with a big middle finger to the Döddelelons and X’s snooze mode! Who I Am: Piano, Code, and No Patience for Drama I’m over 50, love my piano, Java and Python  books, and above all, peace and ...

  The “Stock Pusher Döddelelon”: A Heartless Scammer Who Ignored My Pain Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , brace yourselves for the next lowlife in the Döddelelon parade! Meet the “Stock Pusher Döddelelon”—a Fake Elon Musk who bombarded me on Telegram with relentless investment scams while I was grappling with a devastating health diagnosis. This joker had the audacity to push Tesla and SpaceX stocks on me, showing zero empathy for my pain. Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this shameless clown who thought he could lure me with “once-in-a-lifetime” deals while I was fighting to survive! 😤 A Döddelelon Without a Heart It all kicked off on January 16, 2025, when this “Stock Pusher Döddelelon,” posing as “Elon Musk Reeve,” slid into my Telegram DMs, claiming it was his “private” account and asking me to keep our chats secret. Oh, sure, because that doesn’t scream scam at all! At first, he played nice, asking about my life, and I foolishly shared my passion for music—my song The...

  The “Leader Döddelelon”: A Bizarre Telegram Trip to Nowhere! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , picture this: You open Telegram, and— surprise —yet another “Elon Musk” in your DMs! Number 7 on Telegram, over 30 on X—at some point, you lose count. Welcome to my life, where I’m apparently stuck in a parallel universe where every other person is a Döddelelon! But the contact on January 27, 2025, was so bizarre, I just have to share it with the world. Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this galactic nonsense—complete with the burning question of where the heck this clown wanted to “lead” me! 😈 A Döddelelon with Leadership Ambitions It started like always: An “Elon Musk” messages me on Telegram, supposedly through some middleman (or woman, who even knows?). I was skeptical from the get-go, having already fended off enough Döddelelons trying to push me into Tesla investments or other shady deals. But this one? He had a whole new angle. After I demanded proof—“Give me a security nu...

  The “Donation Döddelelon”: A Shameless Scammer on X Exposed! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , hold onto your wallets, because today we’re unveiling the “Donation Döddelelon”—the latest low in the parade of Fake Elon Musks wreaking havoc on X! From February 23 to 26, 2025, this audacious fraudster targeted me, and his scheme was so outrageous I nearly spit out my coffee: He asked for donations for his supposed son “Eric.” Seriously? The real Elon Musk, one of the world’s richest men, begging for cash for his kid? It’s not just ridiculous—it’s a cheap ploy to fleece trusting folks! 😤 Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this nonsense, complete with a big middle finger to X’s snooze mode! A Döddelelon with a “Donation” Ploy This “Donation Döddelelon” crept into my X DMs through a middleman—yet another reason why chatting with strangers on this platform is like playing digital roulette. I let the contact drag on for a few days to figure out his game, but it got too absurd to sto...

  The “Clown-Love Fool”: A Fake Elon Musk with Laughable Tricks! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , hold your sides, because today we’re introducing the “Clown-Love Fool”—a Fake Elon Musk who came at me on X with tactics so absurd, I’m still torn between laughing and shaking my head! From March 20 to 21, 2025, this joker, masquerading as @elonnmmusk208, tried to woo me with a mix of cringeworthy messages and—get this—a cartoon image of Elon Musk’s head on a rocket soaring through space, surrounded by little hearts. Seriously? Did he think a few goofy “Elon Comics” and teenage flirtations would trick me into his scam? Spoiler: I saw right through it, saved the pics (because how could I not archive such stupidity?), and now you’re getting the full sarcastic remix! A Döddelelon with Hearts and Rockets This Clown-Love Fool slithered into my X DMs with a chirpy “Good to have you here 🚀🚀”—oh, how adorable, right? Wrong! He quickly turned manipulative, pushing for a video call with a ...

  400+ Fake Elon Musk Profiles: Why Doesn’t X Act? – The Sarcastic Remix Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , grab your pitchforks and popcorn, because we’re diving back into the endless swamp of Fake Elon Musk profiles—now with an extra layer of sarcasm and a side of “Why the hell isn’t X doing anything?” I’m sifting through my mountain of data from January 2025 onward, and I can’t help but smirk (through gritted teeth) at how these uninvited Döddelons keep crashing my X party. They slither in, all surprised when I slam the door in their faces right away. Shocking, right? 😏 Here’s the updated, biting remix of my April rant, complete with fresh evidence that this plague is still raging unchecked. The Fake Elon Invasion: A Never-Ending Witch Hunt Since January 2025, these fake Elon Musk profiles have been barging into my X profile like they own the place—uninvited, of course. I’ve tallied up 173+ of these imposters trying to “connect” with me, and that’s not even counting the 30+ ...