The “Leader Döddelelon”: A Bizarre Telegram Trip to Nowhere!

Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX, picture this: You open Telegram, and—surprise—yet another “Elon Musk” in your DMs! Number 7 on Telegram, over 30 on X—at some point, you lose count. Welcome to my life, where I’m apparently stuck in a parallel universe where every other person is a Döddelelon! But the contact on January 27, 2025, was so bizarre, I just have to share it with the world. Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this galactic nonsense—complete with the burning question of where the heck this clown wanted to “lead” me! 😈

A Döddelelon with Leadership Ambitions

It started like always: An “Elon Musk” messages me on Telegram, supposedly through some middleman (or woman, who even knows?). I was skeptical from the get-go, having already fended off enough Döddelelons trying to push me into Tesla investments or other shady deals. But this one? He had a whole new angle. After I demanded proof—“Give me a security number or call, but please, no more recordings!”—he drops this gem: “I’m only here to guide you.” Guide me? To where? A Tesla showroom? A secret SpaceX launch? Or straight into the next scam? No clue, and honestly, I don’t even want to know! But one thing’s clear: If someone on Telegram claims to be Elon Musk and wants to “guide” you, run the other way—preferably at warp speed!

He even pushed for a video call, but I was already too annoyed. “I’m getting flooded with Elons and Mayes,” I wrote back—and that was an understatement. In the end, I still have no idea what he wanted. Was it a scam? A troll? Or just some bored kid thinking he could lead me to a cosmic McDonald’s date? 😄

X Snoozes While the Döddelelons Run Wild

By the way: I’ve saved all the chat logs and can prove this story’s legit—I’m not making this up! I’ve seen so many Döddelelons by now that I’m starting to think the real Elon Musk is just a myth, hidden behind an army of clowns. And X? As usual, fast asleep while these scammers run rampant. My lesson? Don’t trust any “Elon” on Telegram who wants to “guide” you. And if you meet one, ask if he knows the real Elon. Spoiler: He won’t. 😂

Drop your own Döddelelon stories in the comments—I bet I’m not the only one wondering if these guys are aiming for McDonald’s or Mars! X, how about a wake-up call to deal with these jokers? Until then, I’m keeping my evidence locked and my sarcasm sharp. 😎

#Döddelelon #ScamAlert #XWakeUp

Disclaimer: Based on my personal experiences and the absurd audacity of this scammer. My chat logs are safely archived, in case X ever learns to read!

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