The Fake Carousel on X keeps spinning – Do NOT get on!

My fake-alert sirens are screaming at full blast again! Here are today’s glorious Top 3 clowns (only three, because I’m adding full screenshots + where the links lead. Quality over quantity, darlings).

#1: The Total Ghost Account

@Bedrich282327 Joined October 2025 · Following 417 · 17 Followers

  • Zero posts
  • No bio
  • No profile picture
  • But of course follows my friend → instant red-flag fireworks! Champion of the day, straight to BLOCK city! Telegram link: https://t.me/mrelonelon

#2: The Sneaky Repost Troll

@Elonelonrev223 Joined August 2013 · Following 48 · 16 Followers · Location: “United States” (sure, Jan…) Bio link: https://t.me/mrelonelon “TAP THE LINK ON MY BIO TO DEMAND YOUR WINS”

  • Silently reposted my reply to @grok. No words, no comment, just pure stealth-mode cringe.
  • That’s exactly how I caught this masterpiece. Thanks for snitching on yourself, genius!
  • Logs in from Vietnam, uses a Nigerian app → X is giving me premium fake-vacation vibes today.
  • Ancient sleeper account that just woke up from its coma. Secured 2nd place and instantly blocked!

#3: The 100-Billionth Elon Musk

@TEAMX018 Joined January 2011 · Following 989 · 71 Followers Profile says: Texas, USA · Reality says: Nigeria Link: https://t.me/DOGE_to_Mars1

  • Another fossil account crawling out of its grave to push crypto Telegram scams.
  • Already stalking almost 1,000 people – please don’t be next! Straight to BLOCK!

Quick survival guide for everyone:

Weird follow ratio + Telegram link + Nigeria/Vietnam instead of USA + silent reposts = BLOCK instantly. No chit-chat, no mercy.

I’m still on the floor dying of laughter. These clowns try SO hard… and fail SO spectacularly. World champions of epic fail.

Full screenshots below as always – enjoy the cringe and the giggles!

Stay safe out there and don’t get scammed, loves. 🖤 (And @X… could you maybe delete these three? Would be a nice early Christmas present.)


























































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