The Clown Parade Continues – Three More Telegram Clowns

The circus never sleeps, and neither do the scammers. Here are today’s three fresh idiots (with screenshots, of course).

1. “TAP THE LINK ON MY BIO TO DEMAND YOUR WINS”

@elonelon2435 Joined May 2013 · 1,123 posts · Following 31 · 3 followers https://t.me/mrelonelon

  • Posts the exact same crap 1,123 times. Creativity level: zero.
  • Even stalks my friend Ben’s posts → huge mistake, buddy. Now I’m stalking you. Nobody’s stupid enough to believe they’ll win anything from you. I’d have better odds buying a lottery ticket with Monopoly money. Blocked.

2. “You’ve Been Selected – Click On The Link On My Bio”

@andrawba Joined November 2025 · 40 posts · Following 2 · 0 followers https://t.me/Andrewb45

  • Brand-new account, still smells like fresh scam.
  • Telegram clown #2 → I need coffee, this is getting boring. My Telegram is a graveyard full of dead fake Elons anyway. Yawn. Blocked.

3. “You’ve been selected click on the link on my bio”

@VictorSund40623 Joined November 2025 · 0 posts · Following 6 · 0 followers Location: Mars

  • Zero posts, zero brain cells.
  • Link in bio? Couldn’t find it with a telescope.
  • Profile picture = the 9,847,291st stolen Elon selfie. Most boring clown of the day. Blocked.

Dear @X, do you even notice the pre-Christmas scam fireworks going off? New accounts popping up like mushrooms, all with stolen pics and Telegram links. Are ad revenues really worth driving away the last real users?

I’m done counting clowns for today. I’m going Christmas shopping for people who actually deserve my time.

Would be sweet if you could delete these three before I get back. Thanks in advance. 🖤

Screenshots below – enjoy the show.











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