The Clown Circus Continues – Wannabe-Elons and Spam Clowns!
Mamamia – or should I shout: „Juuuhuuuu 
When even my fully moderated blog gets inquiries from scam companies wanting to buy my blog and my scalable anti-fake tool setup (third one in five days!), that’s just embarrassing. They should finally get it: German women don’t get intimidated by random lunatics and wannabes. We see you coming!
Let’s get to today’s clowns:
Clown No. 1:
• 19,568 posts (allegedly)• Bio: Boring copy-paste from Elon (“CEO of Tesla and SpaceX”
)
• Handle: Looks like someone slammed the keyboard – “muskchtxpvt”? Chatt Pvt? Ridiculous!
• Around since 2019, but zero real activity. Classic fake Elon waiting for activation.Only option: Report + block. Nothing more!
Clown No. 2:
• Looks harmless at first glance...• Second glance: Follows 1,250+ unsuspecting users, only 353 follow back – clear spam sign!
• Posts? Almost only YouTube links with no own text. No interaction, zero engagement. Pure bot!Reported + blocked. Safety first!
But thanks, Clown No. 2 – a really cool new component for my scalable anti-fake tool setup just popped into my head. Noted!
Jokes aside: X, I’ve already shouted “Juhuuu” – work is waiting!
Even if the EU/DSA are annoying and just collected 120 million euros from X (is there even a single cent in there for real scam victims? Nope!), people like me still stand behind X.
You fight for user protection – keep it up!
But: Hire more people! It would work much better then.
Elon Musk needs to realize: People matter – not just black numbers on the bottom line.
More clowns coming tomorrow, promised!

Stay safe out there – and stay alert!

@X
@xAI
@Safety
@elonmusk
– Work is calling!!“ When even my fully moderated blog gets inquiries from scam companies wanting to buy my blog and my scalable anti-fake tool setup (third one in five days!), that’s just embarrassing. They should finally get it: German women don’t get intimidated by random lunatics and wannabes. We see you coming!
Let’s get to today’s clowns:
Clown No. 1:
@muskchtxpvt
• 19,568 posts (allegedly)• Bio: Boring copy-paste from Elon (“CEO of Tesla and SpaceX”
• Handle: Looks like someone slammed the keyboard – “muskchtxpvt”? Chatt Pvt? Ridiculous!
• Around since 2019, but zero real activity. Classic fake Elon waiting for activation.Only option: Report + block. Nothing more!
Clown No. 2:
@SelinaCCY
• Looks harmless at first glance...• Second glance: Follows 1,250+ unsuspecting users, only 353 follow back – clear spam sign!
• Posts? Almost only YouTube links with no own text. No interaction, zero engagement. Pure bot!Reported + blocked. Safety first!
But thanks, Clown No. 2 – a really cool new component for my scalable anti-fake tool setup just popped into my head. Noted!
Jokes aside: X, I’ve already shouted “Juhuuu” – work is waiting!
Even if the EU/DSA are annoying and just collected 120 million euros from X (is there even a single cent in there for real scam victims? Nope!), people like me still stand behind X.
You fight for user protection – keep it up!
But: Hire more people! It would work much better then.
Elon Musk needs to realize: People matter – not just black numbers on the bottom line.
More clowns coming tomorrow, promised!
Stay safe out there – and stay alert!
🎉I wish everyone a wonderful, peaceful, and happy New Year in 2026. 🎉
Translated by grok from x.com
12:44 p.m. I also wish my friends in Lanzhou a happy new year. And I'm doing so in real time via Google Analytics.
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