Sigh… the dumbest Telegram gnomes of the week on X

I simply can’t keep these crazy fakes to myself.
They only retweet — probably because they can’t write a single original word.
Promise huge prizes… blah blah blah.
Here come the candidates:

1. @central69090
Joined November 2025
0 followers
4022 posts — every single one a retweet, not one original sentence
Bio: “You've Been Selected Click On The Link On My Bio TEXT ME FAST ON TELEGRAM FOR YOUR PRIZE”
Can’t even type “hello”. Just a copy-paste monkey with Wi-Fi.



2. @Emusky295979
Same garbage, 2087 retweets, zero original words
Calls itself “Science and Technology Spacexd”
Can’t even spell SpaceX but wants your money. Respect.



3. @TeslCeo00
Old account from July 2013, suddenly awake again
4361 posts — the most dangerous ones because they fake trust
Forgot the password 12 years ago and now running as a crypto dwarf.



4. @elonmuskCEO0133
Joined November 2025
451 posts, all retweets
“congrats You Won click the link to text me on telegram”
Creativity level = wet fart.



No-frills conclusion


Nobody deserves these Telegram gnomes running around free .......


I block them by the kilo so I don’t break out in fake-rash.

A scalable, spaCy-compliant anti-fake tool is kindergarten stuff — even the interns at xAI could code it in an afternoon. But no, better let Grok draw pretty pictures while the platform drowns in trash. 😒

The next mega bot wave is coming soon…
X knows it and does: nothing.

At some point I’ll just go private because I’m done with bot nudes and “You won 1 Bitcoin” spam.

Stay awake, block everything that looks dumber than toast,
and don’t give these Telegram gnomes a single cent.

Your annoyed Macke & snoring Adriano 🐱💤

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