Saint Nicholas brought 5 fresh fakes to X – chocolate is too expensive anyway!
Dear Nikolaus,
the fakes are raging on X. I’m slowly starting to think warning people is pointless. Because what does X do? Throttles me for writing the truth! Does that fit Musk’s endless blah blah about “truth and humanity”? Hell no. But that’s X: preaching water, secretly drinking wine.
Here are the five brand-new candidates:
1. @KatOlivia001
Joined December 2025 │ Following 0 │ 8 followers
1,386 posts in 6 days – all retweets
→ same background image as @WrightFagan a few weeks ago. New pattern? X doesn’t care.
→ copy-paste bio, super aggressive for a newborn account
2. @hurry_and35212
Joined December 2025 │ Following 18 │ 0 followers
0 own posts │ Telegram link in bio
→ classic Telegram gnome waiting to strike in DMs
→ do NOT click, just block
3. @_Evankate01_
Joined September 2025 │ Following 376 │ 119 followers
9,353 retweets │ “caring billionaire lady here to help”
→ name gets stolen every week, bio makes me yawn
4. @CEOMUSK_1792
Joined November 2025 │ Following 2 │ 110 followers
22,235 retweets │ Telegram link
→ another “verified” fake, aggressive as fuck
5. @Ronedusan
Joined June 2011 │ Following 434 │ 192 followers
1,316 posts │ “you’ve been selected click the link”
→ forgot the link this time but still hunting 434 victims
That’s it. I’m done for today. Couch time with my furball Adriano. The fakes aren’t getting fewer – they’re getting MORE. X does: nothing.
How many more victims do you want to produce??
The next wave is already coming. I’m off to cuddle.
Happy Saint Nicholas – and for fuck’s sake watch your backs.
Your pissed-off Macke & snoring Adriano 🐱💤
