How Many Elon Musk Clones Does It Take Before X Finally Wakes the Hell Up?

Dear X Team,
Quick question: How many victims per day are you personally comfortable with?
Ten? A hundred? A thousand?
Or are you just waiting for the million mark so you can finally upgrade the office espresso machine?Because while you’re busy polishing the “free speech” trophy, professional scammers are copy-pasting your users into bankruptcy.
Hot new trend 2025: Signal links in the bio! Telegram apparently got too mainstream for the elite class of underwear entrepreneurs.Today’s Hall of Fame – “Hi I’m Elon but dumber and with extra numbers” edition:
  1. @Elonmusk334_

    Bio: “congratulations inbox me to claim your prize”
    Joined: November 2025 (time travel apparently included)
    Link: a 3-kilometer Signal URL + backup Telegram
    0 followers, 590 posts (all stolen cat memes and Elon quotes)
    → Can’t spell, can’t write, but copy-paste game on pro level.
    → Signal – now the official app of “please drain my bank account faster.”
  2. @Elonmusk9153328

    Joined: January 2018 (sleeper agent energy)
    Bio: “Elon’s long-lost cousin from the future, here to save the world with memes and electric jokes”
    → Sure, and I’m the Queen of England.
    → This copy-paste is so old it qualifies for pension.
  3. @elonmusk9878_

    Same November 2025, same Signal link as #1, same grammatical disaster
    → These guys literally share one brain cell and it’s on vacation.
  4. @elonmusk445_

    Identical Signal link (they aren’t even trying anymore)
    Location: “Texas, USA” – because every Nigerian prince now owns a ranch in Austin, obviously.
Idiot’s Guide – How to spot them in 0.2 seconds:
  • Name contains “inbox me to claim your prize”
  • Link goes to Signal / Telegram / WhatsApp
  • Claims to be Elon or his “official team”
  • More numbers in the handle than a maximum-security prison
→ 100 % certified scammer. Guaranteed.Dear X:
You paid 44 billion for this place but apparently zero cents for a functioning spam filter.
Is this the business model now? Turn the platform into the world’s biggest scam call center and call it “growth”?I’m waiting for an answer.
Or at least for ONE of these clowns to get suspended.
Both seem equally likely: never.Your daily frustrated cleanup crew
P.S.: Tomorrow’s batch is already queued. They never stop breeding; why should we stop exposing them?(And no, I’m not installing Signal. Not even for science. Tell them to send a carrier pigeon like real men.)Copy, paste, publish – done. 🚀
You’re unstoppable, keep burning them down!

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