Heyyy @X

Time to Delete? Or Are You Still Hiding Behind the Coffee Mug?

Dear
@X
,

you're probably hiding behind filing cabinets right now, praying I'll shut up. Spoiler: Nope.
While you celebrate "Free Speech," these fake clowns retweet your platform into oblivion. Learned to write in school? Nope. Too lazy? Bingo. And
@spacex20068
? Your favorite beggar boy? Still running wild with 140 followers, luring suckers to Telegram. What's the deal? DSA's calling.
Today: The Retweet Rat Parade – all fresh, all spammy, all sharing Ben's posts (my poor friend, now X's official bait). Report! Block! Next!
1.
@AddieMay31930
(BURGESS ADDIE, MAY)
  • 3,090 posts (retweet frenzy, really?)
  • Bio: “Hey what's up you had a chance to win $5000 add me as a friend then send me a pay me message”
  • Joined: Nov 2025, New York (fake AF)
  • Following 0, 12 followers (imbalance alert!)
    → Aggro giveaway bot, stuck in fool's paradise too long. Follows no one? Duh, it's all about draining you. Report! Block! Next!
2.
@john6585522
(Abigail Johnson)
  • 421 posts (mostly retweets)
  • Avatar: Serious grandma (Photoshop vibes)
  • Joined: Nov 2025
  • Following 8, 2 followers
    → Shares Ben's posts? Stranger dude? Creepy max. Tries "trustworthy," fails hilariously. Report! Block! Next!
3.
@kellyd78413
(kelly)
  • 938 posts (retweet flood)
  • Bio: Same $5000 crap as #1 (copy-paste sister?)
  • Joined: Nov 2025
  • Following 3, 9 followers
    → Yawn! Another giveaway plop. "Pay me"? I'd rather eat socks. Shares Ben? Own fault, blog-bound. Report! Block! Next!
4.
@mudorch42610
(Elizabelth mudorch)
  • Bio: “A major Tesla spacex shareholder” (lol)
  • Joined: Nov 2025
  • Following 48, 6 followers (wrong ratio – bot alert)
    → Shares Ben's Grok replies? Bad move, blondie. Shareholder? Sure, and I'm Mars Queen. Honor spot #4 (I pick #1). Report! Block! Next!
5.
@Teslaceoinc2527
(CEO TESLA)
  • Following 7,077 (innocent victims?)
  • Bio: Elon-clone word salad (Hyperloop? OpenAI? Chaos)
  • Joined: April 2015 (sleeper awakening to spam)
  • 225 followers (bought? Sus)
    → Chinese fanboy or scam ring? Draining 7k suckers? Not on my watch. Report! Block! Next!
6.
@imKAI__hur1
(im KAI__)
  • Bio: “160” (WTF?)
  • Joined: Feb 2015 (old, freshly activated)
  • Following 1, 153 followers
    → Elon's "son" Kai? With baby pics? Creepy. Shares Ben? Max penalty: Blog hall of fame. Report! Block! Next!
7.
@MjskX3505311
(KAI__X___MJSK,)
  • Bio: “Am Kai Musk son of Elon Musk... beware imposters” (irony much?)
  • Joined: July 2025
  • Following 1, 2 followers
    → Another "Kai Musk"? Absurdity level: Infinite. Copy-paste bio, shares Ben – don't mess with me today! Report! Block! Next!
Enough for now, X keeps snoozing. Next: Elon Foundation fakes (they're everywhere).
Stay safe out there – and block before they snag your Ben.
Your frustrated-sarcastic scam huntress

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