Heyyy @X
Time to Delete? Or Are You Still Hiding Behind the Coffee Mug?
@X
,you're probably hiding behind filing cabinets right now, praying I'll shut up. Spoiler: Nope.
While you celebrate "Free Speech," these fake clowns retweet your platform into oblivion. Learned to write in school? Nope. Too lazy? Bingo. And
@spacex20068
? Your favorite beggar boy? Still running wild with 140 followers, luring suckers to Telegram. What's the deal? DSA's calling.Today: The Retweet Rat Parade – all fresh, all spammy, all sharing Ben's posts (my poor friend, now X's official bait). Report! Block! Next!1.
@AddieMay31930
(BURGESS ADDIE, MAY)- 3,090 posts (retweet frenzy, really?)
- Bio: “Hey what's up you had a chance to win $5000 add me as a friend then send me a pay me message”
- Joined: Nov 2025, New York (fake AF)
- Following 0, 12 followers (imbalance alert!)
→ Aggro giveaway bot, stuck in fool's paradise too long. Follows no one? Duh, it's all about draining you. Report! Block! Next!
@john6585522
(Abigail Johnson)- 421 posts (mostly retweets)
- Avatar: Serious grandma (Photoshop vibes)
- Joined: Nov 2025
- Following 8, 2 followers
→ Shares Ben's posts? Stranger dude? Creepy max. Tries "trustworthy," fails hilariously. Report! Block! Next!
@kellyd78413
(kelly)- 938 posts (retweet flood)
- Bio: Same $5000 crap as #1 (copy-paste sister?)
- Joined: Nov 2025
- Following 3, 9 followers
→ Yawn! Another giveaway plop. "Pay me"? I'd rather eat socks. Shares Ben? Own fault, blog-bound. Report! Block! Next!
@mudorch42610
(Elizabelth mudorch)- Bio: “A major Tesla spacex shareholder” (lol)
- Joined: Nov 2025
- Following 48, 6 followers (wrong ratio – bot alert)
→ Shares Ben's Grok replies? Bad move, blondie. Shareholder? Sure, and I'm Mars Queen. Honor spot #4 (I pick #1). Report! Block! Next!
@Teslaceoinc2527
(CEO TESLA)- Following 7,077 (innocent victims?)
- Bio: Elon-clone word salad (Hyperloop? OpenAI? Chaos)
- Joined: April 2015 (sleeper awakening to spam)
- 225 followers (bought? Sus)
→ Chinese fanboy or scam ring? Draining 7k suckers? Not on my watch. Report! Block! Next!
@imKAI__hur1
(im KAI__)- Bio: “160” (WTF?)
- Joined: Feb 2015 (old, freshly activated)
- Following 1, 153 followers
→ Elon's "son" Kai? With baby pics? Creepy. Shares Ben? Max penalty: Blog hall of fame. Report! Block! Next!
@MjskX3505311
(KAI__X___MJSK,)- Bio: “Am Kai Musk son of Elon Musk... beware imposters” (irony much?)
- Joined: July 2025
- Following 1, 2 followers
→ Another "Kai Musk"? Absurdity level: Infinite. Copy-paste bio, shares Ben – don't mess with me today! Report! Block! Next!
Stay safe out there – and block before they snag your Ben.Your frustrated-sarcastic scam huntress