X – Fake Paradise: Time to Exterminate the Bastards!

Noticed how X is turning into a total shitshow? It's not just politics poisoning the feed – it's a fake infestation! Bots, scammers, and clowns feel right at home here, multiplying daily. X and Elon are fighting, but us users gotta step up! Block the pricks, report 'em – together, we'll fumigate this dump!Fresh batch of classics: These fake assholes retweeted or hearted my buddy Ben's replies to
@grok
Uh, newsflash, fake bastards: Ben's not gay and sure as hell not your mark!
1. Rocket Man (
@RocketMan0084
)

Joined Aug 2010 | Following 5,264 clueless souls | 103 followers (company interns?).
What a joke! One retweet – posting's uncool for bots. AI-generated Elon pic? Pathetic! "Rocket Man"? Smells like cheap whiskey piss. Username with numbers? Budget bot vibes! Old account, frozen and now reactivated with a new scam handler? Follows thousands to farm – 103 back? Coworkers? Straight to report and block, parasite! Report and block too?
2. Kia (
@Andreli45546115
)

Joined Apr 2020 | Following 226 | 5 followers | Bio: "Spacex CEO • Tesla Architect" (yawn!).
Zero posts – classic bot laziness! Crappy photoshopped Elon, name "Kia" like the bargain car? Username: Andre with li and number soup – embarrassing! Bio: Copied spam everyone recites. Old account, frozen and reactivated with a new handler for chaos? Follows 226 innocents, 5 follow – why? Obvious report-and-block! Joining?
3. FutureBuilt (
@FrontierX6
)

Joined Oct 2025 | Following 389 | 3 followers | Bio: "Building Mars, AI – future isn't waiting" (snooze fest!).
One invisible post (retweet, duh). Musk pic, name "FutureBuilt"? Creativity on life support! Bio: Copied drivel that puts you to sleep. Baby account from 2025, already stalking 389? 3 followers – beta testers? X is work to keep the vermin out – reporting and blocking! For real.
4. Evan Kate (
@HarlanKoep42955
)

Joined Aug 2025 | Following 149 | 28 followers | Bio: "Billionaire lady here to help poor – Telegram: Evankate6732".
Evan Kate? I just had three – clones? Username: HarlanKoep with digits – cheap as dirt! Bio: Same old crap. Aug 2025 – others banned? Follows 149, 28 followers (classmates?). Report and block – damage controlled!
5. Evan Kate (
@evan_kate282
)

Joined Jun 2023 | Following 968 | 1,102 followers | Bio: "A Philanthropist".
Another one? Quadruplets with same pic – parents out of names? Username: Evan with 282 (license plate?). Bio: Philanthropist? Bullshit – crashing Ben's Grok chats ain't helpful! Old account, frozen and now reactivated? Follows 968, 1,102 followers (bought)? Report and block – better safe!

X has a vermin plague: Fakes, bots, scams! Getting worse! Report and block like mad – help X stay clean. Sources whisper: Especially from Indonesian corners. 
Watch your backs, folks!

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