The Invasion of Fake Elons on X

Welcome to the glorious chaos of X, where every other account looks like it was cobbled together by a bot in five seconds flat! I’m done with these fake profiles posing as Elon Musk, some random CEO, or a galactic superstar. And no, I still haven’t won that inflatable dishwasher – thanks, bots!Let’s dissect the usual suspects stalking my friend Ben and me. Spoiler: It’s a total clown show!Suspect 1: “Elon Reeve space” (
@ElonReeve80631
)
  • Name: Seriously? “Elon Reeve space”? Did this guy miss the memo that Musk’s name doesn’t include “space”?
  • Age: Joined October 2025. 13 days old and already following 484 unsuspecting users. Busy bot!
  • Followers: Two. Probably Mom and Dad changing its diapers.
  • Verdict: Reported, blocked, and a loud “X, do your job!”.
Suspect 2: “dogeelonreevex” (
@elonmuskmuti
)
  • Name: What even is this? Doge? Elon? Muti? My brain’s having a meltdown!
  • Bio: “CEO, and Chief Designer Of Space(X)” – copied a thousand times, boring a thousand times. Yawn!
  • Activity: Stalking 1,604 users. Hope they’re watching their backs!
  • Followers: Nine. His book club? His pets?
  • Verdict: Reported, blocked, and a good laugh for the absurdity.
Suspect 3: “Elon” (
@Starship1096
)
  • Name: Wow, so original – just “Elon” with a stolen Musk profile pic. Slow clap!
  • Bio: “Elon Musk Private Handle”. Sure, and I’m the Queen of Mars.
  • Activity: Following 1,844 users but only 72 followers? Something’s fishy.
  • Verdict: Reported, blocked, and keeping an eye on the “Starship” crew.
Suspect 4: “CEO X” (
@CEOX12858
)
  • Name: CEO X? Sounds like a low-budget sci-fi flick.
  • Bio: Empty. Like my patience with these accounts.
  • Activity: Following 12 users, including Ben, who kicked them out. Nice one, Ben!
  • Followers: One. His mom?
  • Verdict: Reported, blocked, and a shrug for the lack of creativity.
Suspect 5: “Elon” (
@Elon_Fan_page11
)
  • Name: Another “Elon”? Yawn! And a fan page? That’ll fix everything.
  • Age: Joined September 2025. 14 days old and already stalking 1,070 users. Creepy!
  • Followers: 13. His bot factory colleagues?
  • Audacity: This one follows me! In my fake-free profile!
  • Verdict: Reported, blocked, and a loud “Are you kidding me?”.
What’s Going On?These aren’t one-offs – X is drowning in a wave of bots and fake accounts. They follow you, share your posts, and some try to lure you to shady links. My friend Ben is hounded by wannabe Elons (no, Ben’s not gay, bots!), and me? I’m supposed to click on naked photos of women? Seriously? Hell will freeze over first! I’m not into that kind of thing! Besides, they couldn’t hold a candle to me!Why the Madness?It’s simple: scams, reach, data theft. These bots want clicks, crypto, or your attention. And X? Seems to be napping while the bot army marches on.What Can You Do?
  • Report and block: Keep it up, you’re doing great!
  • Check your privacy: Lock your profile, kick out shady followers.
  • Keep laughing: If you can’t chuckle at “dogeelonreevex”, what’s the point?
Dear bots, you can stalk Ben and me until you crash – we’ll report you faster than you can say “crypto scam”. X, wake up and tackle this mess! To everyone out there: Stay sharp, stay safe, and don’t let the fake Elons fool you!

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