Fakejagd Teil 3 – Clown-Invasion, You Are Done!
Hey, it’s Sunday – time for Fakejagd Part 3! Too soft today? No worries, I’m cranking up the bite! The fake clowns from @X are getting roasted – let’s keep exposing these virtual pests! Ben and I are being stalked, and that’s enough – next batch is coming! @grok, @X, are you reading? Let’s torch them!
## The Next Five Fake Losers – Let’s Burn ‘Em!
1. **Evan Kate**
- **@fuh28224**
- Bio: "I’m a caring and honest lady I’m a billionaire from wealthy family I came here to help the poor in any situation"
- Ohio, USA, Joined May 2025, 2 Following, 41 Followers
- **What I see (with a sneer):**
→ Another Evan Kate? ~yaaawn~ Always the same! Kate, I need more coffee because of you!
→ Username @fuh28224? And what’s that supposed to mean? ~yawn~ A puzzle for bore-fests!
→ Bio: Copied a thousand times, understood zero times! This text puts me to sleep – Kate, stop it!
→ Joined May 2025? Probably enjoyed summer before starting the scam.
→ 2 Following? Still working on it – or does it smell like narcissism?
→ 41 Followers? From the fishing club?
→ Only retweets – clear spam!
- **Verdict:** Folks, report this sweetie as spam and block her! And you?
2. **Evan Kate**
- **@_Evankate01_**
- Bio: "I'm a caring and honest lady, I'm a billionaire, I came from a wealthy family and I'm here to help the people."
- Ohio, USA, Joined September 2025, 119 Following, 29 Followers
- **What I see (with a yawn):**
→ Yet another Evan Kate! Dear @X, there are way too many of these – ever checked? No real Kate in sight!
→ Username @_Evankate01_? First try, or what?
→ Bio: Copied a thousand times… Damn, more coffee! These repeats are torture!
→ Joined September 2025? A baby Kate? ~laugh~ Or new bait for fools?
→ Following 119 clueless ones – my sympathy!
→ 29 Followers? Her scam company?
- **Verdict:** Delete this Kate too! Report and block, users!
3. **MESSAGE US IMMEDIATELY**
- **@teslauniversexx**
- Bio: "Elon Musk Turn on ()Notification to be the first to get Breaking News."
- Joined July 2019, 3,097 Following, 155 Followers
- **What I see (with a scoff):**
→ "Message us immediately"? How many little boys are behind this account?
→ Username @teslauniversexx? Double-X after too many drinks – sloppy!
→ Bio: Don’t get it, blabla! How many drinks did that guy have?
→ Joined July 2019? Frozen account, now owned by a scam crew.
→ Stalking 3,097 users – poor souls! 155 Followers, no clue where from!
- **Verdict:** I report and block – for safety! And you?
4. **OWNER OF X**
- **@252xowner**
- Bio: "CEO l-Twitter and chief engineer of SpaceX,Tesla Founder-The Boring Company"
- Austin, TX, Joined June 2022, 1,479 Following, 653 Followers
- **What I see (with a laugh):**
→ Owner of X with a US flag and rocket emoji? Ridiculously unserious!
→ Username @252xowner? Digit account – sketchy and dumb!
→ Bio: ~yaaawn! Want me to take a nap? No way, I’m grabbing coffee!
→ Following 1,479 users – do they know?
→ 653 Followers – do they know who they’re following?
- **Verdict:** I’m not following – my gut screams: Report and block the bot! And you?
5. **CEO-ELON (Official)**
- **@ElonCeo70416**
- Bio: "You just won a prize#Tesla Products follow me on here and say hey something bigger ahead"
- Texas, USA, t.me/Mrmusk3434, Joined October 2025, 4 Following, 3 Followers
- **What I see (with a groan):**
→ CEO-ELON (Official)??? Elon Musk would never name himself so cheesy!
→ Username @ElonCeo70416? Cheap digit account – the real Elon skips numbers! Next up, 32168?
→ Bio: Ouch, stop making me yawn with copy-paste! Boring!
→ Joined October 2025? New goofball!
→ 4 Following – still practicing, fair enough!
- **Verdict:** I keep reporting and blocking – practicing with me?
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## Snarky Finale
Last night I read that X had a bot purchase – heavily hyped. But that was just a soft start – more’s coming! The dreamers at X have no clue what’s next. How do I know? A reliable source, but I’m protecting it. Still, have a nice Sunday, I’m getting fresh coffee. Stay safe!
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