Fakejagd Teil 3 – Clown-Invasion, You Are Done!

Hey, it’s Sunday – time for Fakejagd Part 3! Too soft today? No worries, I’m cranking up the bite! The fake clowns from @X are getting roasted – let’s keep exposing these virtual pests! Ben and I are being stalked, and that’s enough – next batch is coming! @grok, @X, are you reading? Let’s torch them!

## The Next Five Fake Losers – Let’s Burn ‘Em!


1. **Evan Kate**  

   - **@fuh28224**  

   - Bio: "I’m a caring and honest lady I’m a billionaire from wealthy family I came here to help the poor in any situation"  

   - Ohio, USA, Joined May 2025, 2 Following, 41 Followers  

   - **What I see (with a sneer):**  

     → Another Evan Kate? ~yaaawn~ Always the same! Kate, I need more coffee because of you!  

     → Username @fuh28224? And what’s that supposed to mean? ~yawn~ A puzzle for bore-fests!  

     → Bio: Copied a thousand times, understood zero times! This text puts me to sleep – Kate, stop it!  

     → Joined May 2025? Probably enjoyed summer before starting the scam.  

     → 2 Following? Still working on it – or does it smell like narcissism?  

     → 41 Followers? From the fishing club?  

     → Only retweets – clear spam!  

   - **Verdict:** Folks, report this sweetie as spam and block her! And you?


2. **Evan Kate**  

   - **@_Evankate01_**  

   - Bio: "I'm a caring and honest lady, I'm a billionaire, I came from a wealthy family and I'm here to help the people."  

   - Ohio, USA, Joined September 2025, 119 Following, 29 Followers  

   - **What I see (with a yawn):**  

     → Yet another Evan Kate! Dear @X, there are way too many of these – ever checked? No real Kate in sight!  

     → Username @_Evankate01_? First try, or what?  

     → Bio: Copied a thousand times… Damn, more coffee! These repeats are torture!  

     → Joined September 2025? A baby Kate? ~laugh~ Or new bait for fools?  

     → Following 119 clueless ones – my sympathy!  

     → 29 Followers? Her scam company?  

   - **Verdict:** Delete this Kate too! Report and block, users!


3. **MESSAGE US IMMEDIATELY**  

   - **@teslauniversexx**  

   - Bio: "Elon Musk Turn on ()Notification to be the first to get Breaking News."  

   - Joined July 2019, 3,097 Following, 155 Followers  

   - **What I see (with a scoff):**  

     → "Message us immediately"? How many little boys are behind this account?  

     → Username @teslauniversexx? Double-X after too many drinks – sloppy!  

     → Bio: Don’t get it, blabla! How many drinks did that guy have?  

     → Joined July 2019? Frozen account, now owned by a scam crew.  

     → Stalking 3,097 users – poor souls! 155 Followers, no clue where from!  

   - **Verdict:** I report and block – for safety! And you?


4. **OWNER OF X**  

   - **@252xowner**  

   - Bio: "CEO l-Twitter and chief engineer of SpaceX,Tesla Founder-The Boring Company"  

   - Austin, TX, Joined June 2022, 1,479 Following, 653 Followers  

   - **What I see (with a laugh):**  

     → Owner of X with a US flag and rocket emoji? Ridiculously unserious!  

     → Username @252xowner? Digit account – sketchy and dumb!  

     → Bio: ~yaaawn! Want me to take a nap? No way, I’m grabbing coffee!  

     → Following 1,479 users – do they know?  

     → 653 Followers – do they know who they’re following?  

   - **Verdict:** I’m not following – my gut screams: Report and block the bot! And you?


5. **CEO-ELON (Official)**  

   - **@ElonCeo70416**  

   - Bio: "You just won a prize#Tesla Products follow me on here and say hey something bigger ahead"  

   - Texas, USA, t.me/Mrmusk3434, Joined October 2025, 4 Following, 3 Followers  

   - **What I see (with a groan):**  

     → CEO-ELON (Official)??? Elon Musk would never name himself so cheesy!  

     → Username @ElonCeo70416? Cheap digit account – the real Elon skips numbers! Next up, 32168?  

     → Bio: Ouch, stop making me yawn with copy-paste! Boring!  

     → Joined October 2025? New goofball!  

     → 4 Following – still practicing, fair enough!  

   - **Verdict:** I keep reporting and blocking – practicing with me?

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## Snarky Finale

Last night I read that X had a bot purchase – heavily hyped. But that was just a soft start – more’s coming! The dreamers at X have no clue what’s next. How do I know? A reliable source, but I’m protecting it. Still, have a nice Sunday, I’m getting fresh coffee. Stay safe!


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