Hey, it’s Saturday – Time for Fakejagd - Part 2! - These fake clowns want to creep into my blog?
Fine by me, but I’ll tear them apart with a wicked grin! Moin, let’s get started with the next five stalkers – and no, we in Germany need you about as much as a pimple on the ass! Don’t these idiots get it? We’re honest and we fight back! Here are the unteachable stalkers – all just retweet machines, unable to write, or badly tuned bots. Enough chatter, let’s roast!
# Fakejagd Teil 2 – Stalker-Clowns, You’re Done!
## The Next Five Stalker Losers – Let’s Shred ‘Em!
1. **MR elon xx**
- **@mr_elon1241**
- Bio: "share love I love American" (Translated: "Share love I love Americans")
- Austin, TX, Joined March 2013, 4,209 Following, 214 Followers
- **What I see (with a sneer):**
→ MR elon xx? Spelling fail deluxe – or just pretending to be dumber?
→ Username @mr_elon1241? Pfff, the real Elon doesn’t need digits, you joke!
→ Bio: "share love I love American"? Uh, what? Americans don’t write like that – Benin City, Nigeria, or maybe Indonesia?
→ Joined March 2013? Old account, frozen, now unleashed with a new scam crew.
→ 4,209 Following? My condolences! 214 Followers – his scam club?
- **Verdict:** Folks, report and block this one – safety first!
2. **Lil_X_1**
- **@Lil_X_119**
- Joined September 2025, 711 Following, 14 Followers
- **What I see (with disgust):**
→ Lil_X_1? Straight talk: A criminal account that doesn’t spare kids! Shame!
→ Username @Lil_X_119? Misusing a kid’s name for a number account? Unacceptable!
→ Joined September 2025? New account – the 119th try from this outfit?
→ 711 clueless users followed – I feel for them! 14 Followers – his scam team?
- **Verdict:** Report! Block! Next, please!
3. **ELON OFFICIAL**
- **@ceotesla_99**
- Bio: "CEO of Space X, Tesla, Neurolink, DOGE administrative #MAGA America"
- Texas, USA, Joined January 2017, 412 Following, 482 Followers
- **What I see (yawning with rage):**
→ ELON OFFICIAL? First Google translate: "ELON OFFICER"? OMG, translation fails…
→ @ceotesla_99? A CEO-Tesla digit account? How cheap!
→ Bio: Copied a thousand times, still clueless! ~yawn, where’s my coffee?
→ Joined January 2017? Old account, frozen, now back with a new crew?
→ 412/482 Following/Followers – 412 clueless followed, 482 bought or company pals?
- **Verdict:** Report! Block! Next!
4. **Elon**
- **@ElonFox2700**
- Bio: "CEO Tesla motors"
- Joined August 2025, 2 Following, 6 Followers
- **What I see (with a sarcastic laugh):**
→ ELON? Spelled right – progress! But no guts for more?
→ Username @ElonFox2700? Another digit account – embarrassing!
→ Bio: "CEO Tesla motors"??? Couldn’t copy more? Pathetic!
→ Joined August 2025? Baby account with big damage potential!
- **Verdict:** Report! Block! Stop the havoc!
5. **Lisa Ouellette**
- **@LisaOuelle91430**
- Bio: "Hey what's yup I chose you as the 'GIVEAWAY', add me as a friend then send me a 'PAY ME' message ESP"
- Maine, Joined October 2025, 0 Following, 9 Followers
- **What I see (sniffing a scam):**
→ Lisa Ouellette? Innocuous name, but I don’t trust this fake brat!
→ Username @LisaOuelle91430? Digit account – X should ban this!
→ Bio: Copied a thousand times… ~yawn, more coffee! Who falls for this stink cheese?
→ Joined October 2025? Baby scam, launched yesterday!
→ 9 Followers – still growing?
- **Verdict:** Report! Block! Get rid!
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## Snarky Finale
Yes, I name countries I know from reliable sources – reporting to X? I’d find a needle in a haystack faster than a contact point! Stay safe, my dears, and keep up – I’ve got tons more accounts to report and block today! But please always read my text carefully @grok – hihi!
Translated by grok.com