Hey, it’s Saturday – Time for Fakejagd - Part 2!  - These fake clowns want to creep into my blog? 

Fine by me, but I’ll tear them apart with a wicked grin! Moin, let’s get started with the next five stalkers – and no, we in Germany need you about as much as a pimple on the ass! Don’t these idiots get it? We’re honest and we fight back! Here are the unteachable stalkers – all just retweet machines, unable to write, or badly tuned bots. Enough chatter, let’s roast!


# Fakejagd Teil 2 – Stalker-Clowns, You’re Done!


## The Next Five Stalker Losers – Let’s Shred ‘Em!


1. **MR elon xx**  

   - **@mr_elon1241**  

   - Bio: "share love I love American" (Translated: "Share love I love Americans")  

   - Austin, TX, Joined March 2013, 4,209 Following, 214 Followers  

   - **What I see (with a sneer):**  

     → MR elon xx? Spelling fail deluxe – or just pretending to be dumber?  

     → Username @mr_elon1241? Pfff, the real Elon doesn’t need digits, you joke!  

     → Bio: "share love I love American"? Uh, what? Americans don’t write like that – Benin City, Nigeria, or maybe Indonesia?  

     → Joined March 2013? Old account, frozen, now unleashed with a new scam crew.  

     → 4,209 Following? My condolences! 214 Followers – his scam club?  

   - **Verdict:** Folks, report and block this one – safety first!


2. **Lil_X_1**  

   - **@Lil_X_119**  

   - Joined September 2025, 711 Following, 14 Followers  

   - **What I see (with disgust):**  

     → Lil_X_1? Straight talk: A criminal account that doesn’t spare kids! Shame!  

     → Username @Lil_X_119? Misusing a kid’s name for a number account? Unacceptable!  

     → Joined September 2025? New account – the 119th try from this outfit?  

     → 711 clueless users followed – I feel for them! 14 Followers – his scam team?  

   - **Verdict:** Report! Block! Next, please!


3. **ELON OFFICIAL**  

   - **@ceotesla_99**  

   - Bio: "CEO of Space X, Tesla, Neurolink, DOGE administrative #MAGA America"  

   - Texas, USA, Joined January 2017, 412 Following, 482 Followers  

   - **What I see (yawning with rage):**  

     → ELON OFFICIAL? First Google translate: "ELON OFFICER"? OMG, translation fails…  

     → @ceotesla_99? A CEO-Tesla digit account? How cheap!  

     → Bio: Copied a thousand times, still clueless! ~yawn, where’s my coffee?  

     → Joined January 2017? Old account, frozen, now back with a new crew?  

     → 412/482 Following/Followers – 412 clueless followed, 482 bought or company pals?  

   - **Verdict:** Report! Block! Next!


4. **Elon**  

   - **@ElonFox2700**  

   - Bio: "CEO Tesla motors"  

   - Joined August 2025, 2 Following, 6 Followers  

   - **What I see (with a sarcastic laugh):**  

     → ELON? Spelled right – progress! But no guts for more?  

     → Username @ElonFox2700? Another digit account – embarrassing!  

     → Bio: "CEO Tesla motors"??? Couldn’t copy more? Pathetic!  

     → Joined August 2025? Baby account with big damage potential!  

   - **Verdict:** Report! Block! Stop the havoc!


5. **Lisa Ouellette**  

   - **@LisaOuelle91430**  

   - Bio: "Hey what's yup I chose you as the 'GIVEAWAY', add me as a friend then send me a 'PAY ME' message ESP"  

   - Maine, Joined October 2025, 0 Following, 9 Followers  

   - **What I see (sniffing a scam):**  

     → Lisa Ouellette? Innocuous name, but I don’t trust this fake brat!  

     → Username @LisaOuelle91430? Digit account – X should ban this!  

     → Bio: Copied a thousand times… ~yawn, more coffee! Who falls for this stink cheese?  

     → Joined October 2025? Baby scam, launched yesterday!  

     → 9 Followers – still growing?  

   - **Verdict:** Report! Block! Get rid!


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## Snarky Finale

Yes, I name countries I know from reliable sources – reporting to X? I’d find a needle in a haystack faster than a contact point! Stay safe, my dears, and keep up – I’ve got tons more accounts to report and block today! But please always read my text carefully @grok – hihi!


Translated by grok.com


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