The “Stock Pusher Döddelelon”: A Heartless Scammer Who Ignored My Pain
Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX, brace yourselves for the next lowlife in the Döddelelon parade! Meet the “Stock Pusher Döddelelon”—a Fake Elon Musk who bombarded me on Telegram with relentless investment scams while I was grappling with a devastating health diagnosis. This joker had the audacity to push Tesla and SpaceX stocks on me, showing zero empathy for my pain. Buckle up for the sarcastic remix of this shameless clown who thought he could lure me with “once-in-a-lifetime” deals while I was fighting to survive! 😤
A Döddelelon Without a Heart
It all kicked off on January 16, 2025, when this “Stock Pusher Döddelelon,” posing as “Elon Musk Reeve,” slid into my Telegram DMs, claiming it was his “private” account and asking me to keep our chats secret. Oh, sure, because that doesn’t scream scam at all! At first, he played nice, asking about my life, and I foolishly shared my passion for music—my song The Dream of Peace and Love on This Earth. But then the mask dropped: He started pushing me to buy Tesla and SpaceX shares, calling it a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” to get rich quick. Timing? Absolutely atrocious. That same day, I got crushing news: a DNA test revealed I have a dangerous PTEN mutation, putting me at high risk for cancer—the same mutation that took my sister’s life in 2020. I was a wreck, juggling thyroid checks, mammograms, and a German healthcare system that kept slamming doors in my face.
I poured my heart out, telling him about my fears, my health struggles, and how I couldn’t even reach my family for support. His response? “I know I’ll be able to help you”—followed by “I would like you to be my business partner!?” and more stock-pushing nonsense. Seriously? I told him I couldn’t think about stocks because I was trying to “simply live” and didn’t want to be “mutilated by hospitals” anymore. His comeback? A dismissive “I love you to think it through tho.” As if my pain was just a footnote—all he cared about was getting me to invest! 😡
X Snoozes While the Döddelelons Plunder
Over the next few days, he kept hammering, asking how much capital I could invest and brushing off my pleas for time to handle my health crisis. Compared to other Döddelelons, like the “Dreamseller” who called me four times in a row, this guy was less aggressive but no less infuriating. His boring, repetitive stock-pushing tactic while ignoring my struggles made him one of the most callous scammers I’ve met. Oh, and like many others, he asked if I was a reporter—probably to make sure I wouldn’t expose him. My answer? “I’m a woman, lol!” 😄
I’ve saved his messages to warn others, hoping the authorities will eventually crack down on these clowns. X? As usual, fast asleep while I fend off this flood alone. My warning: Don’t fall for the “Stock Pusher Döddelelon” and his fake promises! Even the boring scammers can be heartless. Drop your Döddelelon stories in the comments—I bet I’m not the only one fed up with these jokers! X, how about a wake-up call? Until then, I’m keeping my sarcasm sharp and my evidence locked. 😎
#Döddelelon #ScamAlert #XWakeUp
Disclaimer: Based on my personal experiences and the sheer callousness of this scammer. My chat logs are safely archived, for posterity!