Fake Elons in the Blockhouse: Hamburg Strikes Back!

August 21, 2025

Moin, moin from Hamburg, the most beautiful city in the world / Germany! I’m loud, I’m shrill, but stupid? Never! I’m not buying any “Tesla Investment” nonsense, no “Tesla Mining,” and definitely no inflatable washing machine! And I sure as hell won’t follow Fake Elons with their “guide me” drivel. 😏 My blockhouse is thrilled for new guests, because X is a Döddelelon zoo!

Today, I got four new additions in two hours – uninvited in my profile! Here are my trophies:

  1. @elonmusk7363666
    Bio: CEO l-Twitter and chief engineer of SpaceX🚀, Tesla🚘, Founder-The Boring Company🛣️
    Joined: June 2016
    Following: 1,175 | Followers: 116
    Impression: Posing as Elon with a measly 116 followers? Laughable! And that number jumble in the name? Is some white-haired grandpa trying to feel important? My blockhouse loves it!

  2. @ElonReeve97119
    Bio: Entrepreneur 🚀 | SpaceX • CEO & CTO 🚔 | Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄 | Hyperloop • Founder 🧩 | OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻 | Build A 7-fig IG Business
    Joined: August 2025
    Following: 757 | Followers: 10
    Impression: No “Musk” in the name? Ran out of letters? 10 followers? Should I go “oooh” or “coochie-coo”? Nope, straight to the blockhouse!

  3. @Elon_Musk1zs
    Bio: Liked by 2,442,763 people I Follow Back All Patriots! Tap the (Subscribe) to Assure You Get Breaking News Daily. (No Affiliation)
    Joined: August 2025
    Following: 316 | Followers: 4
    Impression: Parody? X is flooded with these fan fakes! 4 followers? My blockhouse is already overflowing – bye-bye!

  4. @ElonReeve40826
    Bio: Entrepreneur 🚀 | SpaceX • CEO & CTO 🚔 | Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄 | Hyperloop • Founder 🧩 | OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻 | Build A 7-fig IG Business
    Joined: August 2025
    Following: 693 | Followers: 11
    Impression: 11 followers as “Elon”? No “Musk” in the name, but numbers? Red flags everywhere – off to the blockhouse!

Insane, right? These critters crawl into my profile uninvited, but I’m not chatting with them – I’m not paid for that, and my time’s too precious! I had a fantastic day at work, and I won’t let Fake Elons ruin it!

To my sneaky xAI followers and @Grok: Keep reading, sweeties! 😏 xAI ignores emails (12 days for my friend, over two weeks for me!), and @Grok’s “I’m pushing internally” is a joke. My keyword list? It’s in my head, not the station toilet! Hamburg rocks, and I’m hunting Döddelelons!

Cheers,
Your Whistleblower 😻🚀
#DöddelelonHunter #notwithme

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