Ali Elon and the 400 – No, 500! – Thieves

August 22, 2025

Weekend work? Sure, I’m grinding for the good fight while these Döddelelons squat in my profile like roaches in a Hamburg dive bar! 😡 What don’t they get? I’m not buying an inflatable washing machine! My real one works fine, thanks. And their “investment packages”? Straight down the toilet where they belong! 🚽

The “Purche of Pseudo Elons” is turning X into a surveillance state – or, as I’ve suspected since yesterday, a digital DDR with worse English! Here’s the latest lineup for my blockhouse:

  1. @elonmusk_tsl46
    “Congratulations, message me to claim your prize”
    Entrepreneur, Elon Reeve Musk, blah blah, CEO of SpaceX, Tesla, Financial Services, USA, joined October 2020. Following 19, 223 followers.
    Seriously? A giveaway scam luring suckers to Telegram or WhatsApp to fleece them dry? 223 followers for “Elon”? Joined 2020? Total nonsense! Squats in my profile uninvited – NOGO! My profile, my rules. Into the blockhouse you go!

  2. @chatelon108
    CEO & Product Architect of Tesla, Inc., CEO & Chief Designer of SpaceX, Owner of X Corp (formerly Twitter)
    Joined June 2025, following 1,651, 44 followers.
    Chatelon? Chatelon?! My gut says Musk would never. Following 1,651 clueless users with only 44 followers? Suspicious bot alert! Cute little icons? Zero trust. Squatting in my profile? Slap on the report hat, off to the blockhouse! Tough luck, pal!

  3. @ELONMUSKDR87469
    “TEXT ME FAST ON TELEGRAM FOR YOUR PRIZE” (t.me/ceoreevemuske8)
    Texas, USA, joined August 2025, following 59, 7 followers.
    Shares my chat with @Grok – because I have such pretty brown eyes? Nah, because X is a fake-fest! Another Telegram scam to rip off the clueless. Wrong address, buddy! Try a real job instead of chasing users’ cash with shady tricks. Into the blockhouse with the other rascals!

I wanted to call my blog “Ali Elon and the 400 Thieves” (you know, like the fairy tale). But I’m already past 500 thieves – time for a new title! xAI ignores @BeneinfachBen’s 8 mails for 13 days, @Grok spouts empty babble (“just clarifying”, “escalating”), and I’m asking: Who to trust? My blog’s growing – 13 views and counting! @elonmusk, wake up! @bild, take a look! Adriono yawns at these Döddelelons. 😻🙄

Cheers,
Your Whistleblower
#DöddelelonHunter #notwithme

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