😜 Oh, what a glorious masterpiece X has become – a true triumph of modern technology!  

Let’s hand out the applause, because X and the great Elon Musk still haven’t managed to conjure up a halfway decent tool to banish fakes, giveaways, and those adorable fan parodies.

 Bravo! I thought back in 2017, when I signed up, I’d found the ultimate news hotspot – how naive of me! 

But that was just 2017, and now, in the splendid year of 2025, fake Elons, fake Mayes, supposed Elon kids, and shady giveaway leeches rule the platform. News? Nowhere to be found, probably buried under the fake garbage!

Am I forced to – oh horror – crawl back to Google?  What’s wrong with X, I humbly wonder? 
Perhaps it’s the brilliant cost-cutting philosophy and the genius idea that only Premium users are real humans – truly a stroke of genius!  
Today, I spent a whopping 30 minutes banishing fan pages to my sarcastically named “graveyard” block list – and it just keeps growing! 
Meanwhile, my friends who post nothing but harmless, cute cat pictures get banned, while this rabble of fakes and frauds runs rampant – oh, the irony! 
But no worries, I’m far from done with this noble task. 
Maybe X should send me a little paycheck, since I’m basically saving their sorry platform, right? And then the whining every few months: “Oh no, users are leaving X!” – well, who’d have thought?  
My friends are already done with this mess, and no wonder – no one can stomach this delightful mix of fan page trash, dubious giveaways, and wannabe Elons anymore. 
What a mystery! X, you’ll figure it out – or not, as long as the revenue rolls in, eh?