# OMG, These Fake Elons Are Driving Me Insane!

 Dear readers,

The last two days have been an absolute nightmare – and guess who’s to blame? Yep, the Fake Elon Musks who just won’t leave me alone! On(https://www.thedarksideofx.blogspot.com), I’ve written about these scammers before, but this time, they’ve really crossed the line. Here’s my story – buckle up!

 ## Yesterday: The Sulky Fake Elon

It all started yesterday evening. I was dozing on the couch, a computer book in hand (no judgment, please!), dreaming of diving into a computer to find the part slowing it down. Suddenly, my phone jolted me awake – an unknown US number. And guess who? The *worst* Fake Elon of them all.

This guy wanted a video call. I declined – I decide when and if I talk to someone! And what does he do? He gets sulky! He wrote that he’s tired of proving himself to me. *He’s* tired? That was it – blocked, chat forwarded to the authorities, and off to bed. My lovely dream was gone, and I slept without a single one.

## Today: The Next Fake Elon Strikes

Barely awake this morning, it continued. This time on X. A new Fake Elon messaged me, despite my settings blocking direct messages. How do they keep finding me? He started all formal:

> “Hello, I want to speak with the owner of this account.”


I was on the subway and replied:


> “That’s me, but I’m out. What do you want from me?”


No answer to my question – just the usual Fake Elon nonsense:


> “Thanks for your support in my dream and career, I’m happy to have you as a fan.”

Fan? Not this time! I set him straight:

> “Fan? Nope, I don’t even follow the real Elon Musk!”

 I made it clear I’m not buying anything – no Bitcoin, no investments, nothing! And repeated: “What do you want from me?” Of course, no reply. Instead, he asked where I was. I said I’m at the bus station, dying to get home. I also mentioned that the police are informed and I’m blogging about yesterday’s Fake Elon. This madness has to stop!


## Telegram? WhatsApp? No Way!!

This Fake Elon wouldn’t quit. He asked if I’m on Telegram. My response:

 > “Nope, Telegram’s a graveyard for Fake Elons. Never again!”

 WhatsApp? Also a no-go:

 > “WhatsApp’s only for family and close friends. Why not answer my questions here?”

 Finally, I snapped:

 > “Is the question too hard? What do you want from me? I know you’re not the real Elon. The real Elon would use @elonmusk.”

I made it clear I’ve got nothing to lose. Everything I collect on these scammers goes to the police or – if he contacts me with his real account – to the real Elon Musk. I trust no one anymore!

## The Straw That Broke the Camel’s Back

And then he asked what I wanted to tell him. Seriously? I’d asked *three times* what *he* wanted from *me*! He said he’s too busy. I shot back:

> “I’m busy too – busy waiting for answers that never come!”

Honestly, why me? I’m just a regular woman in Germany. Why do these people pretend to be Elon Musk? Don’t they have their own personalities? And as if that’s not enough: Last weekend, Fake Elons tried to hack my VPN. I pulled the plug, and they even admitted to installing hijackers. What’s wrong with these people?

 ## Conclusion: This Fake Elon Earned a Blog Post

Congrats, latest Fake Elon – you’re now blog material! I’ll keep fighting and exposing these scammers. If you’ve had similar experiences, share them in the comments. And if the real Elon Musk reads this: Please, help me stop this plague!

Stay tuned – this story’s far from over.

Your Whistleblower on X


#FakeElon #ScamAlert 

 

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