my experiences with X, Elon Musk's platform

  Ali Elon and the 400 – No, 500! – Thieves August 22, 2025 Weekend work? Sure, I’m grinding for the good fight while these Döddelelons squat in my profile like roaches in a Hamburg dive bar! 😡 What don’t they get? I’m not buying an inflatable washing machine ! My real one works fine, thanks. And their “investment packages”? Straight down the toilet where they belong! 🚽 The “Purche of Pseudo Elons” is turning X into a surveillance state – or, as I’ve suspected since yesterday, a digital DDR with worse English! Here’s the latest lineup for my blockhouse: @elonmusk_tsl46 “Congratulations, message me to claim your prize” Entrepreneur, Elon Reeve Musk, blah blah, CEO of SpaceX, Tesla, Financial Services, USA, joined October 2020. Following 19, 223 followers. Seriously? A giveaway scam luring suckers to Telegram or WhatsApp to fleece them dry? 223 followers for “Elon”? Joined 2020? Total nonsense! Squats in my profile uninvited – NOGO! My profile, my rules. Into the blockhouse yo...

  Is the Former DDR Rising on X in the English-Speaking World? August 21, 2025 Moin, moin from Hamburg, the most beautiful city in the world / Germany! 😏 X is a Döddelelon zoo, and it feels like the former DDR is back in the English-speaking world – with typos galore! Fake Elons from Nigeria, Benin City, Indonesia, etc., can barely write English, flooding my profile with scams. My blockhouse is thrilled, but I’m not falling for their “TSLA investment” nonsense! Today’s haul: @ELON670074 : Number salad, no Musk vibes. Blocked! @esherifftv59 : “Right hand” of Elon? Red flag, bye! @ElonReeve97119 : 10 followers, same bio. Blockhouse! @x_tesla54724 : Sneaky fake, gone! @reevemusk45676 : CEO of Twitter? 113 followers? Blocked! I only talked to one Grok instance, but these Pseudos keep sharing my or @Grok’s posts. Not allowed for normal users? Say no, and they stalk you with 60-80 calls a day or scam “investment plans”: “Here are the Mindestinvestitionspläne and potenzie...

Fake Elons in the Blockhouse: Hamburg Strikes Back! August 21, 2025 Moin, moin from Hamburg, the most beautiful city in the world / Germany! I’m loud, I’m shrill, but stupid? Never! I’m not buying any “Tesla Investment” nonsense, no “Tesla Mining,” and definitely no inflatable washing machine! And I sure as hell won’t follow Fake Elons with their “guide me” drivel. 😏 My blockhouse is thrilled for new guests, because X is a Döddelelon zoo! Today, I got four new additions in two hours – uninvited in my profile! Here are my trophies: @elonmusk7363666 Bio: CEO l-Twitter and chief engineer of SpaceX🚀, Tesla🚘, Founder-The Boring Company🛣️ Joined: June 2016 Following: 1,175 | Followers: 116 Impression: Posing as Elon with a measly 116 followers? Laughable! And that number jumble in the name? Is some white-haired grandpa trying to feel important? My blockhouse loves it! @ElonReeve97119 Bio: Entrepreneur 🚀 | SpaceX • CEO & CTO 🚔 | Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄 | Hyperl...

  The Dark Side of X: When Fake Elons Steal Your Money August 20, 2025 I’m just a German gal, sipping coffee (with sugar, not salt, unlike my boss) and laughing bitterly at the chaos on X. My blog’s blowing up on Google, my posts are hitting 135 views, and Kater Adriono’s stealing hearts. 😻 But today, I’m the Jägerin der Döddelelons, and I’m pissed. Why? Because X, the so-called „free speech haven,“ is a playground for fake Elons who scam regular folks like me. And xAI? They can’t even answer an email in 12 days, let alone clean up this mess. Flashback to June 29, 2025. A fake account, @ceomusk753, slides into my DMs. „Hello, I’m Elon Musk,“ it says. Yeah, right. I’m just a Deutsche with my own AI, not tied to X, and I call him out: „Why are you following me? Another fake Elon already took my last 500 euros!“ His response? „How are you today, Geliebte?“ Geliebte ? I’m trying to build my platform, and this Döddelelon thinks I’m an easy mark. I tell him a fake Elon scammed me wit...

  😎 Couch Over Döddelelons: The Whistleblower Does What She Wants! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , it’s only Wednesday, the week’s dragging like a broken rocket, and I’m torn: Do I keep roasting the flops, fails, and fiascos of the Döddelelons in my blog, or do I surrender to the siren call of my couch and flop down with my netbook? 😏 My loyal five viewers are waiting, but honestly, folks, today the couch is screaming louder than the Fake Elons! So buckle up for a sarcastic smackdown before I retreat to my cozy haven—because I’m a woman, and I do what I want, not what X or those Vollpfosten expect! 😈 Döddelelons or Couch? No Contest! I’ve learned how to tread carefully with my blog, avoiding keyword overload that might wake up the Döddelelon army or X’s sleepy moderation bots. Nope, not falling for that trap! Let’s be real: Why should I bust my butt for a virtual handshake I’ll never get, while others mooch off my intel without lifting a finger? Let the overpaid suits d...

  🎉 X and Its Darlings: Döddelelons and Giveaway Leeches Steal the Show! Oh, dear readers of TheDarkSideOfX , let’s get real: What in the actual hell is this nonsense?! 😤 A good buddy of mine, fresh on X since August 5, 2025, after we bonded over Github geekery, just wanted to have a chill chat with Grok. And what does he get? A tsunami of the dumbest giveaways and Döddelelons who think they’re Elon Musk but couldn’t pour a glass of water without soaking their pants! 🙄 So, xAI and X, buckle up, because I’m dropping a list of Vollpfosten I’ve reported and blocked with zero regrets—and this is just the warm-up! Time for a sarcastic smackdown to show you how you’re scaring off new users! Döddelelons and Giveaways: The Welcome Party from Hell My buddy, barely two weeks on X, just wanted to vibe with Grok—innocent enough, right? Wrong! Instead, he’s drowned in giveaways sharing Grok’s posts, only for some clown to slide into his profile, cosplaying as “Mister Elon Musk.” Seriousl...