👸 Tadaa, the Queen is back, my darlings!👸 Grand bow – yep, I’ve been offline for a bit. Health issues, personal stuff, you know the drill. But I’m back, serving you a fresh episode of “The Adventures of a Thousand Elon Musks” . Today’s star? A particularly award-worthy specimen, dubbed TeslaTroll , who graced me with his presence on April 24, 2025. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! One of the seemingly billionth „Elons“ on X slid into my DMs. Typical fanboy drivel: „Oh, I’m your biggest star, bla bla.“ Five minutes of X-texting, and he’s pushing for Telegram. Eye-roll level: Olympic gold. Folks, Telegram is my digital graveyard, littered with the corpses of „Elon Musks“ I’ve collected since January 2025. Each with a phone number, each with an „I’m the real deal!“ spiel. Spoiler: None were. When I nix Telegram, he pivots to WhatsApp. Duh, I’ve got a second number for that – my real one’s not for charity! By now, this number’s an Elon Musk museum with a proud eight exhibits....